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[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

‘flying for no reason’

‘ignoring gravity’

‘somehow joints don’t break’

Halfway might be overstating it

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nono they're right about basically all but the no reason and ignoring gravity part. The fact that we can design an airframe that stays together under those kinds of forces is indeed absolutely crazy.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crazy, but not fake (or gay lol) 😉

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Sorry. It's real but gay. Nothing as phallic as an airliner can be straight.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Not fake or gay? Sounds fake and gay