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Anon isn't fooled by planes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This person's grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they'd calm the fuck down.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

‘flying for no reason’

‘ignoring gravity’

‘somehow joints don’t break’

Halfway might be overstating it

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nono they're right about basically all but the no reason and ignoring gravity part. The fact that we can design an airframe that stays together under those kinds of forces is indeed absolutely crazy.

[–] ne0n@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crazy, but not fake (or gay lol) 😉

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Sorry. It's real but gay. Nothing as phallic as an airliner can be straight.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Not fake or gay? Sounds fake and gay

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"A little knowledge" has never been more dangerous.