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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

Wonder if that person maybe has some kind of a problem that makes it difficult for them to concentrate and focus their attention when someone is talking to them or something and they just totally missed the detail about the medicine being prescribed. Maybe they need to see a doctor about it.

[–] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here's an alternate scenario

Noice! Art will save us from entropy.

[–] mkuznetsoff@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

it looks like nixos in a trash

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just read the docs...

Ok, I made myself laugh.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

well at least this person suggests a doctor, some will reference a YouTube video where an influencer talks about gut supplements that will completely cure any mental health issues, cancer, diabetes and coronary heart diseases linked to genetic factors

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or paleo diets.

it's da food colorin it is

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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

"No you may not"

/thread

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 200 points 3 days ago (5 children)

some people aren't there for a conversation, but are just waiting for the right moment to say the thing they want to say to get the brain chemicals they reward themselves with once they say it.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Never tell people you take adderall. They'll ask you for adderall to get high.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (6 children)

(this advice does not apply if you want to sell adderall)

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Oh this? It helps me focus on minding my own fucking business."

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[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 16 points 2 days ago

“Well, Richard. You mind if I call you Richard? Well, Dick. Sometimes the doctor prescribes this for me.”

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 108 points 3 days ago (10 children)

"Have you tried [holistic bullshit]? It worked great for my [barely an acquaintance] who had [unrelated issues]!"

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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 115 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (12 children)

What part of prescribed adderall do u not understand?

Also, it should be pretty obvious they've got adhd if they're not going batshit coocoo after taking it, they're fucking amphetamines.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 29 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Tell HR. Fuck 'em. No tolerance for ableism.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (8 children)

HR is the office cop.

NEVER talk to American cops.

My HR and I have a wordless dirty look relationship.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Calm your shit dude. Don't go to HR over something this small.

Just punch his dad in the cock.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

In my experience, fucking HR is worse than the gossip boxes.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (6 children)

See a doctor

Done.

Don't take drugs.

But... the doctor said...

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[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 90 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"You know, if you're struggling with hearing comprehension that much, you should probably see a doctor and not talk bs."

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 days ago

"Yes, here's the name of my doctor on the side of the bottle. Feel free to call her and give her your wisdom."

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (26 children)

I've had someone tell me with a straight face that I'm "basically taking meth".

This is the same kind of person that says "American cheese slices are one molecule away from being plastic!"

[–] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even if meth was chemically identical to ADHD meds, the argument still wouldn't hold. Anything that lessens people's symptoms without creating even more problems can be a medication.

Hell even if it creates more problems, but lessens symptoms in a way that's better than the problems, it can be a medication. Like chemotherapy.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to pour them a glass of peroxide and tell them to drink it. It's basically water. Literally just a molecule away from being water bro. Drink it bro, cmon! It's just a molecule!

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's actually just one atom away!

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Prescribed is the key word here. How fucking stupid do you have to be to miss it? Person is probably a royal hater in all things.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 days ago

This is why the correct response to, "May I ask what that is?" is "No."

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I really can’t take my medication as it kills my appetite and it’s shit at the best of times. Really don’t know what to do

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