I like to pour them a glass of peroxide and tell them to drink it. It's basically water. Literally just a molecule away from being water bro. Drink it bro, cmon! It's just a molecule!

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's actually just one atom away!

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao I knew that and yet my brain decided "it's a whole-ass molecule today!"

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Since you didn't specify hydrogen peroxide, technically FOOF is a peroxide. And FOOF is a molecule away from being water.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Oh my god I told my friend that I use hydrocortisone on my eczema which sometimes happens on my neck and he's like dude don't put peroxide on your face! I have explained to him that just because the first part of the word is hydro doesn't make it hydrogen peroxide. He doesn't listen well. We're both ADHD for what it's worth.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

We do not talk about FOOF. Do not acknowledge it. It feeds on fear.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

OK fair haha