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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago

2, if I wanted it to be round, I'd have grabbed a spoon.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Glad to see my undiagnosed disorder is alive and well. #2 crew represent.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

2 if I had to pick from that drawer, but the actual answer: Victorinox Swiss Classic / Swiss Modern cutlery. Absolutely love the large handles, sharp knives and large spoons. Very nice feel in hand and mouth.

https://www.victorinox.com/de-DE/Produkte/Haushalts--und-Berufsmesser/Besteck/Classic-Besteck-12-teilig/p/6.7233.12

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

2, 5 if there are no clean 2s

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

1 is just a funny goofy guy doing his job well not concerned about what the other forks think. I choose him.

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[–] skye@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
  1. 1 is also nice, every other choice is heresy.
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

Fat bottom forks you make the rockin world go round...

[–] awake01@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ree2@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

#2 and #3 Edit: no just #2

[–] farsinuce@feddit.dk 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

So apparently I'm the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

You cannot know the answer without seeing the underside of the forks. How will you know if they correctly conform to the curvature of your thumb and/or fingers.

One of the best gifts my partner got me was completing a set of cutlery I had grown to love via eBay and other random shops. How she found decade old stuff in mint condition is beyond me.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

1 - the tines on it are plenty long and it's narrower than most of the others

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago
  1. The other handle shapes look awful
[–] sunnie@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

1s the best. 3 and 4 are acceptable, 2 and 5 are a crime. i dont get y'all

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

5 is definitely the best. It offers a thicker handle edge for cutting and did not require a stamping bend on thinner material to add rigidity. The rounded head and outer tines serve two purposes. One it offers a smaller controlled side contact like the profile of a chef's knife that will focus more force at the contact point allowing for better contact with the plate and shearing more efficiently. Second, the rounded outer edge will fit the contour of a bowl allowing a fork to efficiently manage rice or other small items down to the last bite with nothing remaining. The larger outer tines and shorter overall length is also more durable and resistant to bending. It cost far more to make number 5 and the design functionality came ahead of the operations cost, and materials stock selection. All of the others were made according to the minimum number of forming operations and thin stock.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People who choose 4, are you doing okay? It's okay to seek help.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You 2-people are insane. It's clearly fork number five.

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Muffi@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously depends on what you're about to eat

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

My partner has ADHD and autism and they swear by 5. That's IKEA's cheap fork and in our house I'm forced to use all the other forks (which are better so whatever). In their words: "all the other ones are too pointy". I don't fucking know.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

2, obviously

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal fork

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only #2. Having a consistent set of cutlery is priceless.

[–] fum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

3 looks better balanced and crafty enough. 5 looks like a dessert fork

Many go for 2, but they are just thinking about using it, not cleaning it. More surface to clean plus extra volume which fills quicker the place where forks, knives and spoons are stored till they dry

1 is too bended.

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