zakobjoa

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (4 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

That's so not a trout.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That flying when it closer was weird. Jammed?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I mean it is Switzerland.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that just means women who (have to) wear a burqa just stay inside now?!

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't call them neopronouns, they're more like archeopronouns.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tor is a TLAR system - meaning transport, launcher and radar all in one vehicle. Can be networked with other command vehicles and launchers but works as it is.

It's deceiving because you can't spot missiles or launch tubes, but Tor has vertically launching missiles contained in the turret – somewhat unusual in a land vehicle without an erector (Don't!).

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What's a Spice Mareen?

Beakies. They're called beakies.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I feel where you're coming from, but I still wish she'd chose her living kids over a almost certain death.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

There's currently a pro-life Christian influencer very publicly carrying her C-section ectopic pregnancy to term. A especially dangerous variant of the already stupid dangerous ectopic pregnancies. The embryo has literally nested in the scar tissue of her C-section. The risk of death is like 90% or something, but "she found Facebook groups with other survivors."

She will leave behind seven other children.

Edit: Link to Twitter

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think SK intelligence already reported that NK is rounding up families of deployed soldiers. They said it was to keep potential losses from spreading, but it might as well be a security against defection.

 
 

Hey gang.

I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic.

Right now – through the power of Plot™ – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that these artifacts belong in a museum.

And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that.

My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear).

I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this.

Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

 
 

Rule of Google: if it works, kill it.

I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want.

Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet.

I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

 

Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

 
 
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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by zakobjoa@lemmy.world to c/dm_academy@lemmy.world
 

I need help/input/inspiration with a campaign I am planning. Without going into too much detail, in the world I've built there used to be a historically important and very powerful council of 7 mages (3 elves, a human, a gnome, an orc and a dwarf). They've each left behind a magical artifact of some kind. My group (druid, rogue, cleric and swashbuckler) is eventually going to hunt down all these artifacts.

I am struggling to find artifacts that would fit. They either feel too mundane or are way too powerful. I want these artifacts to be useful and powerful, for the time they get them. Of course, they're not going to get them all at once. So these things should be spaced out to be useful from about player level 3 to 12.

We're playing Pathfinder 2e, but I can easily adapt DnD items as well. If you have homebrew, I'll take that as well. If you have general input for these items or that plotline, that's great as well.

Thank you all in advance.

 
 
 
 
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