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If someone were to record a flawless, 4K video of an actual alien walking around or a spaceship flying overhead, people would just think it's a deep fake.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I always giggle at the idea that aliens would come here in some super advanced spaceship.

Look at the spacecraft we've managed to land on other celestial bodies. They're basically the lightest, sketchiest, life support boxes with a rocket motor that we can manage to get to the destination. It would be reasonable to assume that any alien out there reaching earth for the first time would either send a rover, or it would be the jankiest craft that could just barely get here.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's assuming they came here first :)

Also, assuming one of the 60 horrible things happening right now doesn't prove the Fermi paradox.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We've been looking all over for signs of life. Earth screams "there is life here!"

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

We've only been broadcasting for 120 years, which is ~120 light-years away. Someone within that bubble needs to be technologically advanced enough to have been listening for the past 120 years.

Also, our average transmissions are pretty weak. If we really want to get noticed, We should have been firing intense lasers at them.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

A persistent assumption about advanced interstellar travel is that engine efficiency is monumentally better to the point that the "tyrrany of the rocket equation" is no longer a factor, and extra mass can be carried without absolutely exploding your fuel requirements into absurdity.

If adding 10kg of payload didn't mean also potentially many times more mass of propellant we'd be sending up more robust spacecraft, no question.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Rocket equation notwithstanding, there is the tyranny of development. Electric motors, rocket engines, ion thrusters... All of these locomotive technologies went through iterations. Even if alien scientist invented a warp drive capable of carrying an infinite amount of mass an infinite distance with no energy, there would still be a development process to implement and integrate that drive into a spaceship.

Technological progress, or the accumulation of knowledge does not happen overnight, it's built layer by layer.

[–] Ramblingman@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I followed disclosure for a while and it seemed to be mostly grifters. The big reveal never comes, meanwhile they are raking in the cash writing books and attending conferences. Some of them even have ridiculous shows on the "history" channel.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip -1 points 9 hours ago

Not me I am well aware ai videos fucking SUCK

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Supposedly the DOD and alphabet boys have pretty good video, and have gone around confiscating good videos. That family in Vegas that claimed that they had aliens in their back yard a few years ago, the one where the cops said they didn't think it was a prank but wouldn't go into detail as to why, got a visit from the alphabet gang not long after, and they had surveillance cameras that pointed into that yard.

Now, as to whether those videos really do exist or if it's a bunch of hokum, well, it's going to have to be a case of maybe believe it when we see it. I've been following the UAP disclosure efforts with great interest, regardless of where they lead. I've always been a UFO/ET enthusiast, but I'm the type that wants to see proof, not "trust me bro, just look at these three pixels, my cousin said he fucked an ET in the army". If we're going to get proof, though, at this point we're going to need more than video. That window's been shut for a while, thanks to CGI, Photoshop, etc.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's all B's you couldn't keep it secret with that many people knowing about it.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

B's? Hmm, like B- designation aircraft, implying that they're bombers?

Edit: I legit don't understand, and this is my best guess at what this person meant.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Ohhhhhh, that makes a lot more sense, yeah

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

It took me a sec as well lol

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

Well, since there is an apostrophe we can assume that it's either a contraction or possessive. Being that I'm unaware of the contraction I'm leaning towards possessive, so that means whatever UFOs are belongs to someone or some group named "B." To my knowledge, the organizations that widely go by B are The Boston Bruins hockey team, and The Bloods, a street/prison gang originating in Los Angeles California. Idk what a hockey team will realistically do with UFO tech in a game where flying isn't involved, so my best guess as to the meaning is that the Bloods have really leveled up and the Crips should be worried.

[–] Legom7@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They meant BS but their computer/phone messed it up.

[–] pedroparamo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Since you have a big interest, start a community. I don’t think I’ve seen many and I am sure there are many of us who might be lurkers but love the information from individuals like you. I’ll be your first subscriber

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

alright, https://lemm.ee/c/close_encounters is hot off the presses!

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[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As an alien I would now spend all my time targeting wannabe influencers. Wait until they are alone, get naked and let them take high-quality pictures and videos of my green ass while I dance and play yankee doodle on my harmonica

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

If Kirk were an alien...

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the XKCD code for this?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wow. An actual shower thought.

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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 139 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Plot twist: aliens introduced generative AI so people would dismiss evidence of their existence.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Sam Altman is an alien in a human suit. Our AI sucks because aliens had to adapt their software to our crappy binary logic/architecture.

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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've seen one myself, back in 2015. Flew right over me without a sound. Someone else on the ground saw it too and flashed an extremely bright beam at it and it responded back by flashing multi colored lights back. I took a picture of it and the only thing that showed up is a small blurry dot. But it was at night.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Amazing. Pack it up everyone. Looks like the old "are we alone" question has been settled once and for all.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

It's so good to finally have conclusive, irrefutable proof like this. The government has already arrested OP, of course. They'll get around to scrubbing his comments shortly

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Yep that sounds like a flying object that no one identified.

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