When you nut in space it push you back
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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On Earth, you thrust to orgasm.
In space, you orgasm to thrust.
Be sure to hydrate before maneuvering.
Ok Griffin.
Sex in space sounds epic tbh
Back when bash.org was functional, there was a quote that went basically like this:
"Sex in space sounds epic."
"You need to have regular sex before you can be choosy."
This isn't any kind of commentary on you, I just miss bash.org and the replacements that have popped up since are challenging to search.
edit: accommodating markdown.
Hehe, can't argue with that!
there are rumors that the Russians tried it but it was so bad that nobody else really thinks of trying it again
I think the real answer is that the only people who actually know are the select few astronauts, and their governments are too prudish to ever be open about it, so the astronauts don't want to admit to such "unprofessional" behaviour. I think until space tourism becomes common enough, we'll never know.
Turns out in zero g people fart a lot. Not very sexy.
Well, for most
Of course it was the Russians
Has it ever been done?
Clean up is worse
Neil would deliver this joke
Zero gravity helicopter
And in a mirror you can only kiss yourself on the lips
No they aren't