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[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When you nut in space it push you back

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On Earth, you thrust to orgasm.

In space, you orgasm to thrust.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 1 week ago

Be sure to hydrate before maneuvering.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ok Griffin.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sex in space sounds epic tbh

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Back when bash.org was functional, there was a quote that went basically like this:
"Sex in space sounds epic."
"You need to have regular sex before you can be choosy."

This isn't any kind of commentary on you, I just miss bash.org and the replacements that have popped up since are challenging to search.

edit: accommodating markdown.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

Hehe, can't argue with that!

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

there are rumors that the Russians tried it but it was so bad that nobody else really thinks of trying it again

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think the real answer is that the only people who actually know are the select few astronauts, and their governments are too prudish to ever be open about it, so the astronauts don't want to admit to such "unprofessional" behaviour. I think until space tourism becomes common enough, we'll never know.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Turns out in zero g people fart a lot. Not very sexy.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Well, for most

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Of course it was the Russians

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Has it ever been done?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Clean up is worse

Neil would deliver this joke

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Zero gravity helicopter

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

And in a mirror you can only kiss yourself on the lips

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

No they aren't