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At this point cryptocurrency has a bad enough reputation that they have to try and ease readers into it.

(insert clown getting dressed meme image here)

  1. It's new digg!
  2. AI is bad (but also sexy and all powerful)
  3. so captchas are hard :(
  4. let's make a real fancy captcha!
  5. With... Zero-Knowledge Proofs :D :D :D :D :D (all non cryptocurrency people flee at this point)
  6. Also like NFTs for products you buy so when you shill them people know you're at least a real person doing so (maybe, kinda, sorta)
  7. So anyway I was thinking if only there was something else as ~~dystopian~~ cool as Sam Altman 様's orb thing and we smeared it across the entire internet
[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

if you want authenticity, just get good fucking moderation running, but noooo, this involves paying people (giving money away?? this is not how billionaires are made) and can't be grifted on

also https://xkcd.com/810/

This is the best xkcd I've seen in ages!

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

New idea for instance application questions.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago

Classic orange cat move

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With pump[.]fun anyone can. This has made crypto scamming easier, and has no other discernable benefits.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hey guys, you should invest in some KolaKoin!

Edit: 3 people are upset this was just a joke and they can't buy KolaKoin 😔

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You gotta be careful not to joke in a way that's indistinguishable from real shitcoin spam 🙃

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago

Everyone knows the real money's in CapaCash! /ref

(Hypnospace Outlaw is top-notch, go play it)

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

There's always money in the banana -coin!

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, back to key signing parties. But dumber.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do I have to put my pgp key on "The Blockchain" to get people to use it?

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dont think you can solve social problems with technical solutions tbh

[–] pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

@Soyweiser @Irelephant you definitely can't solve *anything* with PGP

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago

not true! if I want to be really fucking angry, pgp is a great solution to getting that done quickly!

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 5 points 1 day ago

It was an attempt to solve a problem at the time (which partially still exists now) it had some use then (as it does now). It just didn't work as something that would be adopted by the general public for various reasons. Stuff like, you need to go to an open source conference.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Didn't steemit already fail horribly trying to do this?

[–] jagermo@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, not with these tech bros in charge. They have no interest in the truth or they would pay fact checkers and mods.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Honestly, this does seem like a valid use of the technology behind crypto. Definitely a more beneficial use than just value speculation like we have now.

Worldcoin is a scam. This is a scam

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 10 points 2 days ago

how does one become an irate anteater? is it mostly by lacking ants to eat and instead consuming only inaccurate thinkpieces about how the will-never-pay-you-the-bagholder casino "works"?