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Great Satire Writing:
At press time, McConnell planned to expound on his malevolent personal endeavors in the forthcoming memoir, “Human Impediment: Tales of a Worthless Life, Soon Forgotten.”
Absolutely savage. Hopefully it's also topical
Sounds like what his epitaph should read, and have it used as a public urinal.
In 2045 at the age of 103, Mitch McConnell somehow returns
As president
Goddamn, that one got me.
Great work, @theonion.
He would. The old bastard.
My friend, Hank Hill will be flipping out. He built a home for Niefko and Alla Lubecki, with a highly virile friend of his, Dale Dribble.
~~Dale Gribble~~
It’s very disrespectful to mention his real name on the internet… He’s Rusty Shackleford. I would expect someone with your username to avoid such a mistake!
Dunno. In this day and age, it's possible he's attracted to Dale Gribble.