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Mitch McConnell Settling Into Retirement by Destroying All the Houses Jimmy Carter Built
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My friend, Hank Hill will be flipping out. He built a home for Niefko and Alla Lubecki, with a highly virile friend of his, Dale Dribble.
~~Dale Gribble~~
It’s very disrespectful to mention his real name on the internet… He’s Rusty Shackleford. I would expect someone with your username to avoid such a mistake!
Dunno. In this day and age, it's possible he's attracted to Dale Gribble.