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Mitch McConnell Settling Into Retirement by Destroying All the Houses Jimmy Carter Built (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At press time, McConnell planned to expound on his malevolent personal endeavors in the forthcoming memoir, “Human Impediment: Tales of a Worthless Life, Soon Forgotten.”

Absolutely savage. Hopefully it's also topical

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 9 points 1 week ago

Sounds like what his epitaph should read, and have it used as a public urinal.