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My 7 month old son said "Dad, it's likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked" so proud of him
My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She's brilliant and meta.
My 5 month old performed my wife's knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
My 4 month old just did the world's first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn't want to explain it cause she's mad at me for making her wear socks.
My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.
#blessed
My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.
Oh shit I bet he makes 6k figures
Damn. My 8 month old bit me.
You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said "daddy I know you're going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries" and I said "son, you're 38 years old, why the hell haven't you moved out yet?"
“Mother! I yearn for the mines!”
I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.
I think you're missing a 'not' after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse
LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D
I only realised after reading your comment.
Bro... if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn't even have such a balance.
There's person holding the baby that's been shopped out
No I've seen this one before, the baby is actually standing on a stepladder and /that/ has been edited out.
I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it's just as easy to do *italics* like this
Habit from the old BBSes I used.. Can't be having with this new fangled "mark down" at my age.
Some frontends actually have a button that does it automatically and even puts my cursor between the marks conveniently
_This_ also works.
It does, but on Android I can (well honestly I hit the little Italics button on voyager and it does it for me, with those) just press shift 8 for *
And then the car clapped
Babys first huff of gas fumes
Child labor laws ruined this country
My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.
This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other's posts.
This just makes me angry
Because his white fit will get filthy?
I think it's just that op can't stand seeing such an independent woman
Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would've just bought my mom a new car.
Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?
Mother of the year
Weird. I'm used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻♂️
i dont think gasoline is healthy for the baby, karen