this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is like if The Pack went to sea

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YAR MATEY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE TRADE WINDS!

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ARRRRRR I LOVE THE PACK SO MUCH! YOU ARE ALL AWESOME SEAHUMANS!

AVAST, 'TIS A LOVELY SENTIMENT! THANK YE KINDLY, FELLOW SEADOG! ARRRRR

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP ME HEARTY! THE MATES AND I ARE RAIDING 7\11 AT DAWN FOR CANDY AND SODA! ARRRRRRRRRRRR(oooooooooo)!

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you guys think the cylinder was for in that original post? I mean the guy said it wasn't his penis, and I don't see why someone would lie about something like that, so it had to have been something else. What kinda cylinder is that size, can't be removed, and is fragile? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

I got it!

Fluorescent aquarium light.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fingers are cylindrical. 🤔

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You got squared fingers? Are you Steve from Minecraft?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Heh

No, but I did literally just finish my first add-on

https://youtu.be/ENgIRqKF6cA

It's a pet bat that can see ores through the wall and uses its sonic blast to decimate those who would defy it. And he's kinda cute but I didn't focus much on the skin with this first version.

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

How can ye get yer cylinder removed without cutting it off. Yarrrr it be very fragile and attached to something.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Master Cylinder!

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Try using a hairdryer to heat the plastic M&M container. Any air in the container will heat and expand, plus the hard plastic could loosen and allow the offending cylinder wiggle room to escape.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you I really needed to pee

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That actually might be another way to get it off

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

That would require some serious water pressure!

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Damn, this dude really did himself dirty if his legacy carries over to other sites.

[–] ZeroTerabytes@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago

Legendary reference

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd love to see an active expanddong community here. Looks like .world has one but it's super dead :(

[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Id rather see active communities on other servers than everyone congregating on .world

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh definitely, it's just that when I searched the communities, the only result was on .world