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[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 91 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Python has to be another clown with their error messages

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most python error messages are pretty straightforward so I legitimately don't know what you're talking about

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

I was gonna say, next to C++ you better don't shame other languages for their errors. Otherwise I wish you some "fuck you: error in library used in library used in template of template:: some template object is not correct type of template obejct"-type bullshit.

[–] Turun@feddit.de 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which part in particular? They were improved in 3.10 and 3.11

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

3.11 is Python for Workgroups, right? Feels like it came out ages ago....

[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hoping Python NT will be coming out soon

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Not sure why Python 2000 is slated to release in 2030 but respect.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fades@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

they’re gonna be looking for army guys

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 44 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"I dOnt lIkE tYpEsCrIpT. iT aDdS uNnEcCeSsArY cOmPlExItY."

Well I don't like the PTSD I have from trying to refactor your God awful native JavaScript codebase. It has enough magic strings to summon the Dark Lord himself.

[–] thenofootcanman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Totally man. Let me just cast this date to a date so I can be sure its a date.

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[–] DarkenLM@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Say what you want about it, but it will not go down without using everything in the vicinity as a weapon if ammo runs out. While others go down, they will be kamikazeing themselves to get the job done.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

.catch( error => { } )

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[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I write JS/TS daily and I agree with this lol.

I’ve offset it with Golang lately.

[–] Badland9085@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ehhh, golang’s pretty down there for me too. Sure, you have types, but the way you “implement” an interface is the sussiest thing I’ve seen in most well-known programming languages. Not to mention all the foot guns (pointers for nullables is a common one, and oh, if you forgot that a function returns an error, and you called it for its effects, you’ve just built a possibly very silent bomb) you end up building into your programs. I use in prod, and I get scared.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m pretty new to it. The types and struct stuff are a bit hand-wavey, but I like how quickly I was able to ramp into it. I built a simple API with it in a few hours.

[–] Badland9085@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

2 things I like about golang is just 1) the ease of getting someone to start work, and 2) goroutines. I have no complains about goroutines cause I’ve barely used it, and when I do it’s been fine. The first point though, I’d say the simplicity of the language is a double-edged sword — it’s easy to learn with little surface to cover, but it forces you to implement a lot of basic machinery you find in other languages by yourself, and so your codebase can get clunky to read really quickly, especially as your project grows.

Not trying to dissuade you from learning golang tho. I think it’s a good language to learn and use, especially for small simple programs, but it’s not the great language many try to say it is. It’s… fine. There are many reasons why it grinds my gears, but I’m still fine with using it and maintaining it for prod.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 3 points 11 months ago

“Clunky” - this hit it on the head for me. When I was initially getting started, some of the setup and boilerplate felt awkward. It feels very barebones, which I can see the benefit if you’re not a fan of opinionated, but as a project grows, it seems like a dark corner that technical debt and spaghetti code would amass.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Go has the pitfalls you'd expect from an abused configuration language, not from a modern statically typed language.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I cam here to post this

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

Until today I thought being a typist just meant you could press keys quickly

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

lol is the web a joke to you? jk

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’m not really sure why this image chose to put JavaScript and python in with C# and Rust. Just one of those anti-JavaScript nuts

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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I still use PHP in like 1/8 client projects - it’s fast as shit now ^^ lolol

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I’ve been a PHP developer for 20 years. I concur.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Fatal error

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is some great content, but where would vbscript and .wsf files sit (do they even get to join the team?)

[–] dukk@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago

Well, who do you think they’re hiding from?

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