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submitted 11 months ago by Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

lol is the web a joke to you? jk

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

PHP enters the chat

[–] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’m not really sure why this image chose to put JavaScript and python in with C# and Rust. Just one of those anti-JavaScript nuts

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Neat, and how's it run in the browser?

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

About as great as python or ruby or ASP or .NET or any other back end WEB language.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then it's not for what Javascript is for. It's not in contention.

I don't care how nice your favorite truck is if I'm going across a lake.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I still use PHP in like 1/8 client projects - it’s fast as shit now ^^ lolol

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I’ve been a PHP developer for 20 years. I concur.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

<php?

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Fatal error

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago

That is, indeed, the case.