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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's like Frito pie but with dessert beans and chips.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Had to search that one up... God bless America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

[–] Por_que_pine@startrek.website 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Meh, needs cocktail olives. So, 3.5/5

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Ohhh, lemme tell you bout my other breakfast creation. Yogurt w peach jelly, garnished with black olives, prosciutto and assorted nuts... It's Mediterranean, at least that's what I tell my brother.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

protein, fiber, carbohydrates, and a staple grain - feels like an exceptional and healthy choice to me

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ida gone with a more basic corn chip myself, not a big doritos person.

Curious, are the beans warmed up at all? Any added spices? Ill fuck up a can of beans any time of day but the barest of effort makes them more enjoyable.

On a scale of 1 to 10 id rate it pretty good. Extra marks for simplicity of prep and clean up.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wetstew@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Hey OP, it's me, Wetstew. You doing alright?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hi Wetstew πŸ‘‹ It's been a Rollercoaster but I in spite of that its the best it's ever been in a long time. Thank you for asking 🫢

[–] Wetstew@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Hell yeah man, Persist.
Outlive your enemies.πŸ‘

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Already more fiber in your diet than 90% of Americans.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The kind of stuff I do to postpone having to go to walmart

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't u feel like a chef tho?

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

This is some real gourmet shit

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A modern take of the full english. You've got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My British coworker said something similar 🀣

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that's gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

πŸ—£ shart

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Me being a degenerate aside, this combo is actually pretty good.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I've seen that Doritos flavour in my area but if I ever get a chance I'll try some thing. You're a degen inspo OP <3

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's this one particular shop n save ive been going to. They also had Sriracha flavor, and Cheeseburger flavor.

I'll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.

For breakfast I'm more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Gag reflex strongly kicking in

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Waaaay too much sodium there.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

10/10 have done this before

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol. Marijuana and choices were made.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I don't smoke but my naturally high food curiosity and low inhibitions make me pretty similar in that department to someone who does

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rate my ~~breakfast~~ warcrime

Ftfy

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I always do a little warcrime in the mornings, as a treat ☺️

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

7.5/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This flavor came in pretty clutch, I haven't been a fan of their other experimental flavors.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make sure you microwave the can first

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I want it to stick it in the rotavap but I want to avoid my coworkers hassling me w questions

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

This is the least sad thing about me rn 😭

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about with rice?

Alright Rorschach...

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago
[–] anus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Millions of years of evolution to lead us here