... clap if the plane lands
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- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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All planes land, some more controlled than others.
Take-offs are optional; landings are mandatory.
I would argue that the one that exploded over DC last month had almost certainly ceased to be a plane by the time it hit the ground.
Is a plane greater than the sum of its parts
The philosophical musings of the Plane of Theseus
Concepts of a plane
If you watch the more recent footage you can clearly see most of the plane slowly cartwheeling through the sky into the water. It was still mostly a plane.
All planes land
Some planes water
I find comfort in knowing there are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky.
There are at least two whales though..
I was not prepared for boob wings this early in the day.
If they can still clap when the plane lands, they will.
🎵If you're alive and you doubted, clap your hands🎵
🎼🎶 Clap your hands🎵 !
As long as you are able to clap the plane probably landed okay
ALL planes land. The question is, whether or not there is someone left to clap afterwards.
If an American plane crashes in the woods and no one survives to clap does it make a sound?
Standing ovation if you’re on a Boeing plane.
Booing when a Boeing plane lands safely because you updated your life insurance for nothing.
I wound recommend against that kind of intense horseplay on a Boeing product.
Please remain seated until the seat belt sign is turned off.
Was on a flight a few months ago, and when we landed, no clapping - dead quiet. Out of the silence, I heard a, what must have been, six year old shout really loudly "WE DID IT!".
Ok, that is pretty funny, but no. Still not acceptable.
I will still judge you.
Even from your living room.
I learned clapping was unappreciated the day of this week's plane crash, that I was scheduled to land at same airport that day. My reply is that us normal people are just happy to land upright. We all clapped when landing the next day.
*safely lands
Canada too, apparently
South Korea third.
Not bad
When was it ever? And why would it be now?