Asklemmy

Gonna need somewhat of a custom pizza shape for this to work without arousing suspicion. Put the pizza between the toilet rim and the seat. If it sags a bit that's fine, the seat should hold it in place. Print out a picture of the inside of the toilet bowl and place it on top of the pizza. Close the lid.

After a few days, invite the crew over for beers. Rig the bathroom light so that it's very dim. "Sorry, been having issues with it, not sure what the problem is." Eventually someone is going to notice the ruse. When they do, "Oh shit, my pizza! I was wondering where that went." Bring it back into the kitchen and offer everyone a slice. They will refuse. "More for me then!" Eat the whole thing.

Instant legend.

Blending and drinking through a straw

Fold it in half (sauce outl, then eat it from the middle out

Or with a fork and knife

Folded over so the cheese is on the outside then held with ham fists.

Better yet, Chicago style, but folded over so the sauce is on the outside and then eaten no hands like a pie contest

You throw it away, not eating it.

Burnt to a charcoal crisp.

Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body

Fresh outta the freezer

Upside down

Inject it straight into a vein

Soak it in wine and boof it

Bend over and I'll show you

Baby-birded from Magic Johnson.

Putting pineapple on it