i'm so grateful that i don't dread going to work. i've had those jobs before and if there's only one thing i can proclaim to be 100% true, it's that no matter what any job is giving you, it's not worth sacrificing your mental health
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I am convinced that I'm just hardwired to dread going to work. Doesn't matter how good the job is.
Unless it's something I really enjoy doing. But if I'm doing something that I enjoy doing, for work, then it will ruin that thing for me. So it's only a matter of time in that case.
this relates to what Marx calls alienation of a worker from their labor under capitalism. being productive feels good, working doesn't
if you're like me you just can't tolerate the idea of bullshit work and being exploited, if you can find a government job that might work
for me, a large portion of hating everything was the fundamental corporate bullshit perpetual LiNeGoUp profit motivation, not only selling shit to people, but "upselling" constantly trying to get them to spend more than they planned on.
none of that bullshit in the public sector, higher education. the pay isn't great, but i actually get PTO sick and vacay, and 10 days off over winter break. i can do 4 x 10 over the summer, and have 3 day weekends every week
Yep. Before I started with my current company, I was in a temp gig at the most soul-suckingly depressing office I have ever been to. I kept telling myself "this is how corporate life is. Shove those feelings of despair down, and try to make a career." Thank sweet as zombie Jesus that I found my current employer.
Yeah I'm in the same boat, but wow do I still get a sizeable amount of dread going back to work when I'm getting burnt out on a specific task.
Like I am lucky to find myself working in the public sector and having a direct impact on the public, and I love it! But my goodness, do I dread days where its back to the same task I've been doing for the last 2 weeks, without much change.
Maybe the issue with that is the way I manage my time tho and am constantly forgetting to take regular vacation.
I get paid enough I'd rather show up and bitch than quit.
Since when does the onion write non satire headlines?
They write this one once a year
It wasn't in the headline, but the satirical part of the article was the notion that he had (at least) two weeks' worth of PTO and was allowed to use it all at once.
Yes. That stood out to me, too.
Yeah this is me in about 10 days. Almost a month vacation to explore Sweden and the Baltic states. Going to get back to work and have like 5 months before I attempt to move to Sweden. I'm dreading being back at work for that time I really hope I can pull through and save up enough for the move while being burnt out
Well at least you will skip the worst part of the Swedish season's "Slask" season aka late winter/early spring.
I wish you the best of luck with saving money, moving, learning Swedish and all that :)
Why is that the worst season?
The weather often sucks. It's unpredictable and wet.
This picture summarize it fairly well.
But it's honestly quite a nice experience when winter turns to spring and spring turns to summer and everything turns green and stops being miserable.
Oh that's like my hometown in the spring. Slush season
That sounds amazing. What were some of your favorite parts of each country? I'd love to do something similar someday, plus Norway and Finland.
And, if you don't mind my asking, by what means are you moving to Sweden? Visa wise (assuming you need one). Do you already speak Swedish?
Keeping in mind I've only visited 1-2 towns from each place
- Sweden, Stockholm and Visby: The language is gorgeous sounding I like listening to people talk. I like how everyone walks in the street. People are very nice. I had a sense of belonging like I had already been living there so that's a good sign for moving.
- Estonia, Tallinn: Holy shit I got to walk on a real castle wall. There's a meshing of modern and medieval architecture that works stunningly it's so amazing. Rich history everywhere.
- Latvia, Riga: Grafitti game is on point. The art nouveau is incredible but I preferred the castles tbh. There is a very palpable tension between Latvian and Russian that put me on edge. Like if I said thank you in Latvian some people would get upset at me, but if I said thank you in Russian other people would correct me "this is LATVIA". I bring this up as a favorite because it reminds me that visiting for a few days doesn't mean I understand the area.
- Netherlands, Amsterdam and The Hague: To get off the plane and out of Amsterdam skipping it entirely was super easy. New Years in The Hague was unreal like nothing I've ever seen. Indonesian food is very good here too. Everyone here bikes, transit flows well, the trolleys are fun to watch. I question how many people fall into the river that has almost no guardrails anywhere.
- Sweden again, soon I'm flying north to play in the snow and work my way back to Stockholm. No reports yet but I love cold and snow so I suspect I'll be happy there too.
I'm going to try and swing getting there on a student visa. I need to save enough to pay for housing and tuition, I'm guessing about $30k should get me there if I also find a part time job while at school. My Swedish is incredibly basic so far but I'm getting decent at reading. A lot of it is close enough to English I can kinda get the gist of text within known contexts. Listening to it though is still well beyond me, it sounds like actual elvish it's wild to me. I want to learn it so much though I want to be able to speak such a pretty language
Thank you for such a detailed report! I also really enjoy the sound of Swedish and, as an American with a moderately significant background in studying languages and linguistics, find that I can somewhat follow along with it. Just a bit. I'm sure you'll do fine with it. I would for sure be minimizing my use of Russian in the Baltics for a while, which is kind of a shame because so many people in multiple countries understand it, but I get the animosity.
That's really interesting about the Indonesian food in the Netherlands. I had no idea that they had a significant Indonesian population or cultural influence from there.
This is me now after a week and a half off, I think the timing was intentional since many of us are back to work after Jan 1.
Not me, not this year. I even told a coworker earlier that going back to work today is basically a mini vacation from life. I'm getting paid to be distracted from everything else that's going on around me, and I get to ignore it all for 8 - 10 hours, emergencies aside.
I feel this.
This cheered me up this morning