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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job (theonion.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yeah this is me in about 10 days. Almost a month vacation to explore Sweden and the Baltic states. Going to get back to work and have like 5 months before I attempt to move to Sweden. I'm dreading being back at work for that time I really hope I can pull through and save up enough for the move while being burnt out

[–] lud@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well at least you will skip the worst part of the Swedish season's "Slask" season aka late winter/early spring.

I wish you the best of luck with saving money, moving, learning Swedish and all that :)

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why is that the worst season?

[–] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

The weather often sucks. It's unpredictable and wet.

This picture summarize it fairly well.

But it's honestly quite a nice experience when winter turns to spring and spring turns to summer and everything turns green and stops being miserable.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Oh that's like my hometown in the spring. Slush season

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That sounds amazing. What were some of your favorite parts of each country? I'd love to do something similar someday, plus Norway and Finland.

And, if you don't mind my asking, by what means are you moving to Sweden? Visa wise (assuming you need one). Do you already speak Swedish?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Keeping in mind I've only visited 1-2 towns from each place

Sweden, Stockholm and Visby: The language is gorgeous sounding I like listening to people talk. I like how everyone walks in the street. People are very nice. I had a sense of belonging like I had already been living there so that's a good sign for moving.
Estonia, Tallinn: Holy shit I got to walk on a real castle wall. There's a meshing of modern and medieval architecture that works stunningly it's so amazing. Rich history everywhere.
Latvia, Riga: Grafitti game is on point. The art nouveau is incredible but I preferred the castles tbh. There is a very palpable tension between Latvian and Russian that put me on edge. Like if I said thank you in Latvian some people would get upset at me, but if I said thank you in Russian other people would correct me "this is LATVIA". I bring this up as a favorite because it reminds me that visiting for a few days doesn't mean I understand the area.
Netherlands, Amsterdam and The Hague: To get off the plane and out of Amsterdam skipping it entirely was super easy. New Years in The Hague was unreal like nothing I've ever seen. Indonesian food is very good here too. Everyone here bikes, transit flows well, the trolleys are fun to watch. I question how many people fall into the river that has almost no guardrails anywhere.
Sweden again, soon I'm flying north to play in the snow and work my way back to Stockholm. No reports yet but I love cold and snow so I suspect I'll be happy there too.

I'm going to try and swing getting there on a student visa. I need to save enough to pay for housing and tuition, I'm guessing about $30k should get me there if I also find a part time job while at school. My Swedish is incredibly basic so far but I'm getting decent at reading. A lot of it is close enough to English I can kinda get the gist of text within known contexts. Listening to it though is still well beyond me, it sounds like actual elvish it's wild to me. I want to learn it so much though I want to be able to speak such a pretty language

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 4 days ago

Thank you for such a detailed report! I also really enjoy the sound of Swedish and, as an American with a moderately significant background in studying languages and linguistics, find that I can somewhat follow along with it. Just a bit. I'm sure you'll do fine with it. I would for sure be minimizing my use of Russian in the Baltics for a while, which is kind of a shame because so many people in multiple countries understand it, but I get the animosity.

That's really interesting about the Indonesian food in the Netherlands. I had no idea that they had a significant Indonesian population or cultural influence from there.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

This is me now after a week and a half off, I think the timing was intentional since many of us are back to work after Jan 1.