Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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Only 1900s kids would understand.
That math doesn't math. I'm just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
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I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I'll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
We've retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
drugs are a helluva drug
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific...
In the US we call bathroom sinks sinks as well. I've heard basin before, I wouldn't be confused by it, but it's not really the standard.
Prior to reading this I may have assumed "basin" referred to sinks that are standalone on pedestals as opposed to ones built into counter tops.
It's the same for us (India): "Sink" for the kitchen one and "washbasin" for the non-kitchen ones.
didn't even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in... but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he's so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I'm saying
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Are the years metric?
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Same, but I'm feeling better today
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Hmmmmm... So does that make me a time traveler? I've always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it's not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949.. then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
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One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then...
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don't even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn't seem right.
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)
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You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.
I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks so young to me now. At 35, I forgot I wasnt 32
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Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
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