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[–] Magnetic_dud@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

one candidate must be perfectly immaculate and nit-picked on the smallest detail while the other can do and say what the fuck he wants

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 32 points 2 days ago

She drinks wine while playing with her niece. He steals from cancer patients. It all evens out. /s

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

The only thing weird with this photo is putting a glass of ~~wine~~ anything on the floor next to kids playing games. That glass will either be spilled or broken.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is so irresponsible. I only smoke weed when playing with my kids.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I blow the bong hit in their face. THIS IS A WINNERS HOUSEHOLD

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

You hear that coughing you're making son? THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what Trump does when he's alone with underage girls

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] seejur@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Give wine to the underage girl?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That helps air out the diaper a little.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Thanks, i threw up in my mouth.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wine is acceptable, but only after you punched them, disavowed their identity, intentionally withheld education from them, made them carry their teenage pregnancy to term and ruined the planet for them. Then you can have wine. Be more republican!

[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Isn't that a picture of kamala?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 165 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Who leaves their wine glass on the floor next to excited kids? You’re almost guaranteed to be wiping up that puddle in ten minutes

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

This is the true crime in that photo.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That’s alcohol abuse where I come from

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Won't someone think of the alcohol?

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago (4 children)

She's having a glass of wine, not getting shit faced. What the fuck is this tweet?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She's black, it's Obamas suit all over again

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[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People who's politics are their whole identity and just looking to dunk on "the enemy"

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[–] AnxiousOtter@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ya... Some people have weird ideas about alcohol. Read a reddit post recently about someone complaining that their friends are constantly getting drunk around their kids. After extracting more details, the friends in question were drinking a couple of cans of beer over the course of like 5 hours....

Mfer how much do you weigh that you're "getting drunk" off a couple of 5% cans of beer? Like 80 lbs? Or does OP not understand how blood alcohol levels work and they think a single drop of beer == shit faced. Smh.

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 193 points 3 days ago (37 children)

This is particularly American sensibility about not drinking alcohol casually around children. It's very strange. In the UK and Europe, if a kid is having a birthday party at their house it's completely normal for the adults to be having a casual beer or wine and socialising whilst the children play, obviously not drinking to get drunk and within the legal limits for the driver.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 98 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly it's just pearl clutching. The same people are probably sneaking wine at their 8 year olds little league game in the bubba 64 oz trucker travel tankard.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

From people close the me, the ones that are MAGA/religious all were actually the most depraved ones when they were younger.

I don't know if they think of they have to make it up for those years to still be able to get to heaven or something.

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 40 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Hiding it from kids obviously will prevent them from ever using it or being curious!

God forbid we have open and honest conversations with kids so they learn how to use things responsibly.

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[–] Resonosity@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Bro it's perfectly normal for Americans to do this too...

I swear, the Twitter snowflakes want to use the lamest of dunks to own the Libs. Then they fail to realize that they might do this themselves.

Aww, who am I kidding. Twitter shills don't engage in family functions, or have kids for that matter.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

They need to protect the children from alcohol and trans people because then they get shot at in schools.

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[–] EssentialNPC@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Yeah, this is wildly inappropriate. When I play board games with my kids, I find Old Fashioneds are the ideal way to deliver that numbing hit of booze. Wine requires too much fluid volume per unit alcohol, and the red varietals can stain your games.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 109 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Its also a glass of wine, not a jager bomb.

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 92 points 3 days ago (4 children)

People also drink coffee while driving. It’s a depraved world out there.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (32 children)

Omg one time I was in line at a Subway (food) this dude started small talking about how it sucks because he's so hungry and he has to wait until he gets home to eat. I say, "why not just eat half while you drive?" he says, "what are you crazy?! You can't eat while you drive! You will crash!" and went on this tangent about not being able to eat or drink anything because you're driving.

Thanks for unleashing this random ass memory.

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

The outrage should clearly be THAT SHE ISN'T USING A COASTER IT A TRAY AND THAT CHILD COULD EASILY KNOCK OVER THE WINE

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Californian here. I used to do birthday parties as a clown or costume character, the parents were almost invariably drunk. Often incredibly so.

[–] gencha@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

How the fuck you know that is not a glass of piss? Red circle motherfucker...

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago

Only psychopaths drink wine while playing games with kids. Normal people drink vodka with light ice in that scenario.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I'm only the fun adult when I've had alcohol As in fun enough to play a game with a child and pretend it is a good time.

....And bitch like Republicans aren't the class of alcohol abuse..

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Playing with children can be pretty exhausting. My daughter loved her Lego pirate ship set and had me narrating the lives of ten swashbuckling sailors on the high seas every day. I needed to be on top form or she would catch my day to day continuity errors 😅

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finland's former PM Sanna Marin was accused of taking drugs during a party...

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