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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] disgrunty@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

The leopards are eating well. I'm actually worried about leopard obesity. So many faces to eat.

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

But they still get to PWN DUH LIBZ, though, right?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The best argument against democracy is a 5-minute interview with an average voter.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What do you do for the remaining 4-1/2 minutes?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Go to your happy place

[–] yrmp@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The idea of voting for a candidate with whom you disagree on things upon which you depend for your livelihood or survival is just wild to me.

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

They don't think about any of the social programs that they depend on. It's about hurting the right people. A platform built on hate. Then they wonder why the leopards ate their face.

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"I didn't think it would hurt me." - Trump voters for the next four years.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just like the first 4 years.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a school bus driver, I work with a bunch of older people who are already utterly dependent on social security and medicare to have any semblance of a life that doesn't involve living in a tent in the park and dumpster diving for dinner. They are mostly trumpers. We're all Teamsters as well, and a few are married lesbians (and these are the most rabidly pro-trump of all). I have made a few attempts to convince them that trump (and Republicans for fucking decades) are out to destroy social security, medicare, unions and gay rights (among lots of other things) - but they reacted to me like I had grown an extra head. Somehow they've convinced themselves that the GOP is the original source and the protector of these things.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

They are mostly trumpers.

Spend all your time on a bus listening to AM Talk Radio year after year after year and see what happens to your brain.

Somehow they’ve convinced themselves that the GOP is the original source and the protector of these things.

Americans are the most propagandized people on Earth.

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[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just start laughing about loud and point at them with your arm fully extended. We should start shaming people in a more direct primal way again. Shame is probably the most powerful feeling (maybe second to "ahh oh my god I'm dying??!!!!!!!??" however you want to call that)

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I could not agree more. This is the same bunch that tries to make being liberal a dirty word. They use liberal as epithet, along with things like environmentalist, community organizer, social justice (SJW), or veg*n ("soy boy"). Also: being educated, or in fact, aspiring to anything more than just being a huckster, a sportsball star, or, more recently, an "influencer".

About time to start shaming THEM.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They will get what they deserve

[–] Loce@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Nah, somehow it'll be Biden's fault... google backfire effect, the more you challenge their beliefs the more they fight for them, even when proven wrong. They do not learn. They will not ever learn. They do not want to learn.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

No they won't. That's a big reason why they never change.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 184 points 3 days ago
[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

I have a feeling this channel is going to get a lot of content in the next four years...

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 137 points 3 days ago (2 children)

here's the thing though: they'll abolish the ACA, and when people start complaining, they'll just blame everything on mexicans.

and trump voters will 10000000% believe it

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

blame everything on mexicans

I'm sorry, it's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I'll make tamales with atole for the victims of my reckless Mexican behavior. 😔

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[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 81 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

by jan we will be so consumed by the flavour of the month culture war (trans muslim librarians are coming for your pizza gate!) that they wont even notice its happening.

by the time they need it they'll forget who even took it away.

by the time they vote they'll just think trump saved them from leftist death panels or some shit.

edit: oh shit, the q-anon nuts are going to sprout again arn't they... le sigh

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[–] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The leopards are going to become very fat this next few years

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The assumption to make here is that Trump is willing to try to do everything he's said. This is a guy who literally tried to ban Muslims after all.

Personally, I think that the tumult of his administration is going to get in the way of its own agenda, as evidenced by his first presidency. Half of the people on his staff will be gone before the first year is out, and Trump is going to spend more time golfing than he will actually governing. His biggest focus will be on monetizing the presidency, and he surrounds himself with incompetent sycophants.

These and other factors make it difficult to say what he will actually achieve.

As for the ACA, it was a conservative court that stopped him the first time, so the SCOTUS is no slam dunk. I don't think anyone can definitively state what will happen with regards to health care in this country.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

JD Vance was made his running mate cause JD Vance is down with project 2025 and will be doing the actual running of things.

So it doesnt matter what Trump is off doing. JD Vance will be back at the office, doing the nasty work that trump will rubber stamp.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

JD Vance is down with project 2025

He was one of the authors, even.

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[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Normally I would agree with you but I think Donald has lost touch with reality and we are letting a dementia patient run the country. I don't think we could be in more dangerous territory. I mean, he isn't even playing golf anymore.

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh god dammit.

It just occurred to me that unless there's some state thing Im unaware of, when I divorce, once the damn ACA gets pulled she won't have insurance and I'm on the hook for medical shit for 5~ years.

God fucking dammit. Just another reason these goddamn Nazi bastards needed to be taken care of before the election.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 53 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Hah! Look at you, thinking you'll be able to divorce in a few years from now. Haven't seen project 2025?

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm going to just assume that this is a man so he'll be able to divorce just fine. Getting rid of no fault divorce is just for women so they are kept in the marriage where they're abused.

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[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 98 points 3 days ago

This is what you voted for 💅

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

it's been 9 fucking years and we can't take Trump at his fucking word?

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (17 children)

Well last time they tried to get rid of it, but John McCain sank that effort as if failed 49-51. Just before he died of cancer.

Now all the John McCains have been purged from the GOP and they will have a bigger senate majority, and likely a significant house majority too. So if there is an effort to repeal the ACA, it'll very likely pass.

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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

People should start using the term "cancel" for this, instead of "repeal". Conservative cancel culture is a very old tradition.

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes it will be repealed.

An Alex Jones inspired health plan will replace it.

The Trump government will propose the carnivore diet as healthy. Vaccines will be banned. Only Alex Jones Nutraceuticals will be prescribed by doctors. Cardio will be state mandated as an official LGTBQ activity, along with voguing, cardio voguing. Beards will be mandatory, whether you can grow one or not. The only clothing that will be allowed for men will be jeans, stupid meme shirts, motard gear, and line 9 apparel.

The life expectancy for American males will tank to around 50, women and vaccines will be blamed.

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[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And.... We get the return of "preexisting conditions"

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If Trump repeals the ACA it's BIDENS Fault! I'm a Republican who does their Own Research!

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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

These people have concepts of a plan for a Trump presidency

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[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (10 children)

If I have any Trump supporting acquaintances ever show a sliver of remorse to me, I'm going to bury them in ridicule. I know it's not effective and is counter productive, but I can say this knowing 1. It's never going to happen and 2. Idgaf and I'm taking my shots when I get them, because fuck these people all to Hell. I've already cut out a brother, I will happily burn these connections.

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 days ago (10 children)
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 105 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

The Affordable Care Act, the US public marketplace for private insurance. Ignorantly referred to by conservatives as socialism.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 96 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Years back, before Republicans realized it's good (as they eventually do with all social programs), I had an aunt say "I'm on that Obama care and it's awful!" So we asked which plan she's on and she just kept saying "I already told you, it's Obamacare."

I think the average Republican voter does not understand that it is private insurance

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 54 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

the average Republican voter does not understand

You can just stop there, and be correct about almost any topic.

I had to explain tax brackets to my mother.

She's got a degree to teach math. And I know she actually went to college since I can remember sitting in the back of her classrooms when she couldn't find a babysitter.

She used to do her own taxes and my grandparents taxes.

But, as a teenager, I had to explain why a potential $2 raise doesn't mean she's losing more money in taxes than the raise is giving her.

She also doesn't believe the welfare cliff exists, despite our family being precariously perched atop it when I was in elementary school.

At this point I think she's just heard the same stupid shit repeated over and over, she doesn't even question it anymore.

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[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Not even close to socialism or affordable. Currently paying $2400 a month on an ACA plan because my employer's benefits don't cover the services my disabled child requires.

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[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago

Folks who voted for concepts of a healthcare plan have nothing to fear, I’m sure.

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