SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 1 hour ago

In this particular instance it reminds me of trees like this:

However, in general I agree that it can be off-putting.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 hour ago

"Well the guy is pouring gasoline everywhere and kept playing with his zippo lighter screaming about how he's burning my house down, I have to go talk to him if I want to push back on his plan"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You mean we've seen these memes before? How many times?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 5 hours ago

I already enlisted once, and I'm stuck in a red state. I would happily move to a solid blue state and turn my firearms toward the redcoats if it came to a civil war.

The real question is would they let me move.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

People around me put cones, trash cans, and even sawhorses to prevent people from doing this.

I'll be honest, I have gone two extra driveway spaces to put my tires on someone's driveway that did this when I needed to turn around. Just out of spite.

I get not wanting random strangers pulling in all the time, I used to get that all the time due to a U shaped driveway that Google used to direct people was a turn around spot for a missed turn. But it's not a big deal, and unless I was asleep and my dogs woke me up I wouldn't care.

Now, parking on a random driveway while figuring out where you are is weird to me. And also fuck all the cops who used to use my driveway to try and catch people speeding. You were visible from both sides of the road long before your radar can give you a reading. You did nothing but leech tax money.

I have strong opinions on driveways depending on who you are and why you need it but mostly it's "you do you booboo"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 8 hours ago

You don't KNOW you're being poisoned by CO but as I said, it confuses them into thinking they're fine. In their confusion, they can still do things and potentially even figure out a way out.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 11 hours ago

You can get a pretty good idea of someone's size by their head and neck. Larger and taller people have bigger necks, and fatter people have.. Well, more fat.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Nitrogen would be better. CO and CO2 both affect the human body in negative ways that tells the person "hey somethings wrong" or confuses them enough into thinking they're fine.

The human body has no way of knowing if it takes in nitrogen though, so you can be perfectly fine conscious and happy one second, the air changes to nitrogen and suddenly you're on the floor unconscious. If nobody collects you in time, well your brain can't live without oxygen.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Cavemen? Maybe 20,000 years ago.

10,000 years ago we were planting crops and forming cities. They weren't built to last the ages like Rome, but dirt cities are still cities.

Besides, Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga is the FALSE GOD. The REAL God is Ubumfejn-Booga-Hooga. But nobody has worshipped her since 12,527 B.C.E. after a high-priest got drunk on fermented fruit and accidentally swapped the name while reciting The Old Ways, and who's gonna correct the high-Priest?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 12 hours ago

My wife calls them "tiny penis trucks". If there's a bunch all together, it's a "tiny penis parade"

I like the gender affirming vehicle though. Not too many women desperate to drive a truck that never touches dirt or cargo.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 12 hours ago

Well, I'm glad you guys can interpret what I meant!

Yes I meant "espouses" but my autocorrect dropped the first "E" and I didn't proofread well enough.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"Here's the thing.... "

Neat photo. That bird is also judging you hard.

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