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Look, we're in the realm where the guy decided to remove 50% of all life... as a resource conservation attempt.
Lovely movies, but the "guy's a literal death cultist" required way less suspension of disbelief. Jilted incel Thanos pining after an annoyed Aubrey Plaza or whoever would have been way more timely, too.
But if we're doing it this way... 50% of the plants, algae and plankton would have died too. XKCD MUST have figured out what that'd do to the atmosphere by now, right?
Isn't "an annoyed Aubrey Plaza" redundant?
Would have made waaaaay more sense if he said "half of all sentient life", but I bet focus groups revealed that the average Marvel fan has no idea what "sentient" means.
It's still a bad idea, but at least it's a bad idea that historically has been believed by a lot of people. It's got a whole name, Malthusianism.
pining after an annoyed Aubrey Plaza
Can't have your bad guy be that relatable. Everyone would just be cheering against the avengers.
Thank you for the head cannon update. now marvels version of death is played by Aubrey plaza and it just fucking works
That may not be just head cannon. The Agatha show is kinda hinting at it.
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Yeah well, movie Spider-Man cums out of his wrists, so we're in a whole weird area already.
I think the intention was sentient life as having Thanos stop the film to explain the terms and conditions of his snap would've impacted the pacing of the film.
He coulda just slipped the word "sentient" in to the monologue where he explains his plan. I don't think that would have impacted pacing at all.
Balance? Fucked up my sour dough starter is what you did Grimace.
Not just the bathrooms, but the livingrooms and childrenrooms too.
!(I would have used "kitchenrooms" but I couldn't bring myself to make that kind of joke)!<
They were mostly part of the bacteria domain but I slaughtered them like animals.
Even if that were how it worked, which I don't accept, it wouldn't be months, it would be a week or two at most of difficult bathroom time.
The question I want answered is: do half of all the yogurt cups in the grocery store lose all of their culture, or do all of the yogurt cups lose half?
Since we're talking about magic, maybe life that's inside or attached to other life not disappeared by the snap gets a pass.
Then humans would get a pass, since we're attached to our gut biome.
But half of all gut biomes would be erased with the people. The numbers already work.
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Could also be a lot of legless torsos flopping about, as well as torso-less legs, and all sorts of other less-precise halves.
Zebras probably took it the worst.
Wait, are you telling me marvel isn't thought through all the way?
Well, my corn maze just got really weird...