zalgotext

joined 1 year ago
[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

You think these dumbass neo nazi chucklefucks have enough brain cells to rub together to make that distinction?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's really just one rule in the basic euchre ruleset I know that you can't break: failing to follow suit. Doing that ends the hand and results in points for your opponent.

You are kinda right about your cards predetermining play though - once you get really good and are playing with other people who are really good, whole rounds can be played in minutes, because everyone just knows what to play.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the advice! That kinda tracks with other reviews and things that have been holding me back, that thermal management is a bit of a pain. I'll keep an eye on the 3 though

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The suit also has a built in jetpack, force field generator, and a cloaking device. Who are we to say what is or isn't possible with that thing?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think anything can top Matt Gaetz as far as punchability goes. His face looks genetically engineered to look punchable

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How do you like your flair? I've been considering getting one for a while now but haven't been able to pull the trigger yet

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

At minimum they should provide copies of the software to anyone who paid a subscription, and then enterprising individuals would figure out how to get private servers running

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe goetta? But goetta might be more controversial than skyline, so maybe that disqualifies it

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, seriously? The amount of political ads we were bombarded with for 6 months leading up to November, and people didn't realize Biden wasn't running?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Functionally, what's the difference between "healing" a Pokemon vs. using their genetic makeup and organic matter to biologically 3d print a fully healthy clone?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Well they're all lazy criminal welfare queens who are also taking all of our jobs somehow, don't you read the right wing propag- I mean, news?

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