Me too! WTF? Why?
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What the fuck why is this correct
I got a lot more than just the one. I've got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.
Wait what's on the carpet back there?
Yep. Me too.
What a hell!? I have mine on right hand.
Dude what the fuck??
Dude this pic could've waited until your poo was finished
But then they wouldn't be living up to their username.
I hope the shutter sound was turned off
But that's not a freckle??? That's a mole
Which one are we talking about here?
Check out this overachiever
Wtf
Yeah just checked I have it too. What the fuck!
It's actually weird how I have the left forearm freckle, but nothing on the right arm. Is it from sticking your arm out while driving or something??
I don't even drive though so
Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn't sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.
"Hmmm...I'll be damned."
It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.
This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.
Welcome to survivor bias land.
(I don't have it.)
I have it too. That's actually insane. I'm born in Sweden.
Maybe it's the sign of everyone who agreed to be here on this planet and watch spectacular stupidy together.
Maybe they spun up the Matrix in '99 for real.
Looking around and nods.
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I'm in the club. Is there a handshake?
I was born in the 2000s and I have it
Mine is on my right arm do I need to go see a doctor?
Mirrored freak, go back to your sinister quicksilver realm and leave us be
Wtf....i have it too
I have it. Is that where we were chipped as babies?
At least in the USA, it's probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.
I’ve had mine since before I started driving ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I noticed in my late teens I had a lot of freckles on the left side of my body and very few on the right, and I didn’t start driving until I was 22. I did spend 2 years in high school with a much darker tan on my right arm from hanging my arm out the window of a boyfriend’s car with no AC, but still have more left-arm freckles.
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God damn it
I'm a pretty heavily freckled person, but damn if I don't have a pronounced, solitary freckle precisely at this location on my left arm.
I bet it's related to driving with my left arm hanging out the window. In the US at least, people who do that have their left arm over-exposed to sun damage.
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I have like 12 freckles on that arm, does that mean I was born in 1880?
Yeah that math works out
Because the '90s were 10 years ago you mean?
Scared gay panicking
Oh that one is a gay freckle
You can tell because it’s round, not straight 🧐
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I have it. This is sorcery.
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