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When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.
Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.
Party: So, you have a plan?
Leader: I have concepts of a plan.
Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend's last DnD session.
Me? I’m a planner. You know? I make plans.
You’ve already made the plan, so what value do you have now?
If, uh, the plan fails… the existing plan… I make a new plan.
So you make plans that fail.
"Working on it for 9 years. Concepts are coming together nicely."
Why hasn't he had one? He's been there. Why isn't it done? Huh?
Let's ask him what he asks her. Like every day.
President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where's the plan?
You crave world domination, you don't even have a Mini-Me yet!
Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there's our answer. Anyway, I'm gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?
Only if you cook it with a Jewish space laser.
You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!
I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I'm glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.
As long as we're eating pets, I'd like to have a Macaw. Anybody wanna split the bill?
Whisps of an outline, it's very very good though.
Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.
Not actual quotes, just a joke:
It's the greatest outline, the best. Some of the smartest world leaders have told me it's great, like Orban.
Sir, Orban supports free healthcare in Hungary.
That guy is the worst! Terrible ideas that one has!
Did he actually say that?!
Yes, when asked about why he still doesn't have a plan on how to replace ObamaCare.
Yes. Yes he did.
By concepts of a plan, he probably means Project 2025, the plan that his "strategists" have drawn up to install him as a fascist autocrat if people are stupid enough to actually vote for him. It is hardly surprising that he does not want to comment publicly on the details of this deeply anti-democratic endeavor.
"I don't have a plan" - person desperately trying to distance themselves from their plan.
Worse the goal is to get him elected then he will be removed for having dementia and JD Vance will run with Project 2025.
He may as well have a neon sign saying "I'm not fit", yet dumb motherfuckers will still vote for him.
He IS the giant neon sign!
I love how fast this is happening.
“But you’ve had 9 yea—“
“I have concepts!”
trump sounded like a kid who got caught not doing his homework.
Concept of a plan. 🤣
Except he really hasn’t done his.
Whats your climate plan? Immigrants! Border Czar!
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"
Does anyone have a clip of this? All I can find are links with two minutes of him talking before saying that at the end. It's a really funny 10 seconds but who wants to sit through that to get to it.
You can even clip on YouTube somehow.
yeah project 202cough cough i mean… stuff
HEY! Concepts of a plan is the name of my plan to provide Healthcare for all Americans! Point for point trump stole my plan!
Let's see. My plan will cost less. My plan will do more. This mother fucker stole my entire plan!
They forget he had 4 years to put in a new healthcare plan and he never did. He kept saying "in 2 weeks, we'll have the best healthcare in the history of healthcare" and other bullshit. After months of that, he finally said "who knew healthcare was so complicated?"
He and the GOP don't have shit for healthcare other than stripping it from women.
Holy moly, I'm not big on politics but I had to look up the clip of this and in addition to the ridiculousness of saying this, he actually talks like how people meme his speech patterns. I thought it was embellishments and exaggerations.
He writes the headline and weaves backward /joke
trump has lived his entire life on easy mode. It's real easy to debate when you just get to make shit up.
Me at the 10am Monday meeting
Which will come first, Trump’s beautiful perfect plan or GRRM’s Winds of Winter?
I used the same excuse when I didn't do a presentation in high school an just BSed my way to half credit.
I’m just gonna go right out and say it.
The ACA is a center right to right leaning policy. It’s a middle ground between Medicare for All and the disaster that privatized healthcare was before the ACA.
Republicans are in a lose-lose position because they cornered themselves into rabidly opposing anything Obama did and calling it communism. Obama tried to appeal to moderates and republicans by making the ACA an incredibly bipartisan approach to healthcare. The republicans didn’t want to let Obama have a win so the party threw everything they could behind blocking it in the hopes that when they won next they would copy it and change a few minor things and pass it off as some completely new idea nobody had ever considered.
Notice that when Trump was in office, the proposed healthcare bill (AHCA) the republicans put together was just a slightly tweak of the ACA. Then they canned it when it was wildly unpopular, shrugged and moved on. Now the doublespeak is “Obamacare was bad but it would’ve been worse if it hadn’t been for me and we’re gonna fix it, but don’t ask me how yet.”
And that’s the best they’ve come up with in the 14 years since the ACA was passed.
And the biggest clue to the truth of this is that the ACA is basically just RomneyCare with a few more individual protections bolted on. It was literally Mitt Romney's plan to fix health care, and the Obama team used it because they knew that it could get support in the GOP.
This 100%. The ACA was starting as a gift to the GOP and they still slapped Obama's hand.
I'm not a plan, you're a plan!
