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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 266 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I love that the first sperm analogy he can think of involves drinking a cup of it - kinks out no shame! - but my favorite part is when he forgets the number '43' over the course of eight words and writes '47' instead.

Truly an opinion worth considering.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 128 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His analogy also implies that the prime baby making age is <1 month

[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago

Well... He probably is a Republican, so...

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's an LLM-level mistake.

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[–] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 158 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Sean Collins drinks semen confirmed 💦🫦

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sean Collins only drinks sperm from men under 46 years old

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't try to tell him you're younger than you are, he's gonna taste the difference and call you out

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Sean collins drinks sperm from underaged men? Does he deny it?

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[–] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 156 points 1 month ago (3 children)

fellas, is it gay to be this obsessed with another man’s cum?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It seems really gay to be that obsessed with anyone’s cum.

[–] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Which is fine, but tweeting about it as if it’s a dig at someone else is just weird

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[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I'm gay but I don't think about gay sex or cum as much the average Republican appears to.

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago (3 children)

...does he drink 18 year old dairy milk?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or semen, for that matter.

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[–] Subtracty@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remind me again, Baron Trump is how old?

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Baron - 18 years old

Trump - 78 years old

Sean Collin's Trump Nut Dairy Treat - 60 years old

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Over 18 and part of daddy's campaign stuff now, so actually fair game for commentary, as opposed to Walz's minor son.

GQPers really only know projection and the "I'm rubber you're glue" argument. Beyond frustrating.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was going to say that Barron still isn't fair game, but...

part of daddy's campaign stuff now

Well that's sad. I was hoping he could break free from the influence.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

It seemed like Melania was trying to keep him out

[–] _bcron@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fred Trump had Donald at 41. Once again these clowns shine the spotlight on themselves

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Donnie had Barron at sixty, didn't he?

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[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 month ago

43 years. That's not nearly as many as the 60 years between Donald Trump and his son Barron. Or the 48 years between Donald and Tiffany.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

HE DRINKS SEMEN!

THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD'VE SAID THAT UNLESS HE DRINKS SEMEN!

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm going to assume this guy is also one of those people who are gleefully walking around showing off a little jar labeled as holding Vance's cum.

I usually don't like kink-shaming people. But these bigoted assholes deserve it. And yes, this analogy of semen to dairy milk is really fucking weird.

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[–] mindlesscrollyparrot@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump is 78 and Barron Trump turned 18 this year.

They really don't have anything, do they?

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why does Sean Collins care about other men's semen?

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[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So...25 year old milk is ok..? When's the cut-off?

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's not just weird. That's a whole 'nother f****** level of weird.

Drinking semen?

If it was 18 years old would you drink dairy milk?

Do they not know basic human anatomy? The sperm weren't 47 years old anyway...

It's not just confusing they're literally confused.

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[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Only a closeted republican would ever dream of comparing semen with milk.

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[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who the hell are these people? Like... What rocks do they crawl out under and then voice their opinions on the internet?

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Conservatives. They are just conservatives. Dumb as fuck. And conservative.

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[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that his point is that he would drink Tim's semen if it was fresher?

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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 month ago

"You're weird!"

"Yeah, well... I prefer the bodily fluids of young people!"

Really showed him!

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

What the fuck

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait. How old was trump when he had baron? He was older right?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Donald Trump was born June 14, 1946. Barron Trump was born on March 20, 2006 when Donald was 59.

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"What age is the semen that Sean Collins drinks?" seems like a perfectly logical response here.

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Drinking Semen ISNT WEIRD!

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[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago

Creative way to out himself as a pedophile

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I'm genuinely curious to know the age in years of the semen Sean Collins is willing to drink.

Does Sean Collins believe that if you drink semen it can impregnate you?

Weird.

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[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Man, what's that mean for poor Barron? No wonder they kept him out of the spotlight.

[–] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago

TIL you're supposed to drink semen to get pregnant.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Has anyone told him that sperm doesn't just sit there collecting from puberty onwards in some sort of "first in/first out" merchandising situation?

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does this man suck infant dick?

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This guy knows semen is consistently produced and not a one time supply right? The semen is not as old as the person.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, does this person think 18 year old dairy milk is okay?

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago

why is this guy also thinking about Tim Walz's 47-year-old milk?

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

They are really not beating those weird allegations any time soon, are they?

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