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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not a prank, that's domestic terrorism

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

This isn't even a meme, it's just a before/after social media screenshot.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 113 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Man, I hope there were some heavy repercussions for the person who did this. This isn't funny, it's just wasteful and mean-spirited.

[–] beteljuice@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah this isn't funny, this is some first world bullshit. Shoulda packed that shit in a box and gave it to homeless people.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what are homeless gonna do with an attention seeking brat?

[–] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm mostly just shocked that they thought it was a good idea for a prank in the first place.

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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make them eat all that Nutella.

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the betus right there

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"How'd you lose your foot?" "Well, funny story..."

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[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

And stupid, don't forget stupid.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 77 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This classic attention seeking.

The suffering they would be going through to clean everything by themselves would be a life long memory.

Someone mentioned having the kitchen cleaned with a toothbrush: have the kitchen cleaned with a tooth brush, twice, supervised and recorded, to have it published on the same medium these photos were posted.

And zero priviliges for 3 months, minimum.

This is a total and complete lack of respect towards pretty much everything.

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[–] famfo@social.dn42.us 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, big fan of wasting so much food.

[–] triclops6@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

Food....

The kid could catch a beating for this and it'd still be healthier than actually eating it

[–] Happenchance@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

Am at the point in life when people start considering kids, and then I see shit like this...

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Arda1@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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Most of these are, usually they are doing something like redoing the kitchen. This is a fairly nice kitchen, but I've seen rich people do stupider. Just classic attention seeking behavior.

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

Before clicking on this post: "Huh, so they redid the kitchen in wood, pretty cool-"

After clicking on this post:

"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I think the waste of food is far more egregious than the clean up. and him plastic wrapping anything first doesnt make it any better. Just more wasteful.

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That way it's a waste of food and plastic.

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

This guy is just loaded with good reasons to not reproduce.

ever.

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[–] kryostar@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Not until after is cleaned up

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

I think even a judge would understand murder upon seeing this. "Trial dismissed, you both frankly showed more restraint than I could have."

[–] porkins@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is why I don’t have children.

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[–] SteveDinn@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plot twist: they're allergic to nuts and this was attempted murder.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I did nut see that coming.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If I were the parent of that child, I would probably end up punishing that kid by making them clean up every single bit of it using only toothbrushes or something that would make it equally as hard to clean before grounding them for at the very least a week minimum for ruining the one place in the house I would consider sacred (as someone who likes to cook).

Though I would probably also end up going back and re-cleaning just to be sure it actually is clean afterwards. I couldn't cook in good faith if I am not sure the kitchen is clean enough to cook in.

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago

If I were the parent of that child I would contemplate my absolute failure as a parent, then go get a vasectomy to make sure it couldn't happen again. Probably check the web for tuition prices for military schools while in the waiting room.

[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This isn't cleanable. That kitchen is destroyed as effectively as if it were burned.

For white cabinetry to look nice as it does in the first Pic it has to be nearly pristine. Our eyes are very sensitive to mottling of color. There's no way to get that brown stain and odor out of all that white cabinetry.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Make that a month for him to learn not to waste food so stupidly. Orangutans are dying for this shit.

[–] tagirijus@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Kevin, help paint the walls!" - "No, mum, it's boring!"

... Also Kevin: this meme.

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[–] yyyesss@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

That's vile but I bet it smells amazing

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i... this cant be real right. no way its actually real.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know, right? Like, who has this much fucking Nutella?

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[–] Lord_McAlister@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Those kids in Africa: :/

[–] FuckYouAndFuckThis@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

How is the aroma?

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just want to see the reaction video.

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[–] vitriolix@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

we once in high school took a few pounds of soft butter and smashed it on the kitchen floor with our bare feet. it was really fun. we had to mop so many times to clean it up though. His mom was so confused as to why we mopped while she was at work still

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