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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Varyk@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

I have one from a band called Massie that says "you work hard, I'll be sexy".

Makes me laugh every time.

I also have a t-shirt with a purple teddy bear under a paragraph of text telling a nihilist horror story in broken english about that teddy bear as if he were a real person.

Both winners.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 months ago
[–] BitSound@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like Bluey and metal, so this shirt is perfect for me

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Haha, awesome, that rocks!

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Surely not everyone was King Fu fighting"

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/surely-not-everybody-was-kung-fu-fighti

And the other one

"Yes but where on Eileen?"

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hahah, Those are both good, but I think the Kung Fu Fighting one is more my style.

"Surely not everybody..."

[–] Towerofpain11@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a t shift with a magpie on it that says "it's spring time you're fucked".

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Oh that is goooood

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

Without any text. Just plain single color shirts. Loose ones.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have the "MUSIC ⚡ BAND" T-shirt from this 30 Rock scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiOMbqPHFwo

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Oooh solid. Nice

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Passed an old guy on a hike yesterday who was greeting everyone he passed happily.
His t-shirt said Bad Mood.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Haha, nice.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Hahaha! Oh man yea that's good

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

!shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a favorite so far?

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Not necessarily my favorite shirt, but there's a picture there of a shirt that says "I'm going to hell, but at least all my friends are there", worn by a woman with no bra and pierced nipples poking through the shirt and a case of Bush's Baked Beans in the background. It's just a hell of a vibe all around 🤣

Edit: here

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Ha, yeah that's a vibe. Can't hate it.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My blue screen of death t-shirt, I have it on right now underneath my denim jacket. Was lucky to find it in woman's medium, usually it's sold as man's XL.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Haha, nice, that sounds pretty good.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago
[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

I bought it in a physical anarchist store, but if you Google "NASA ACAB" tons of stuff comes up.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The one with the 4 holes in it (one at the top, one at the bottom, two at the sides). I find it rather convenient.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Comfortable and appropriate.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't have a lot of T-Shirts anymore, but my favourite is probably one from a youth club in eastern Germany with Boss "MyName" (but the wrong spelling) on the back, and the logo of my late father's long bankrupt company as a sponsor on the front.

It's funny, but more in a nostalgic way.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

Very cool, thanks

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Not a real t-shirt but it needs to be

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You can have a single color t-shirt be very flashy, as long as it's the brightest shade of lime green you can think of. That's what I have, and my mom hates it.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hahahaha, Those are real out loud in the world has.

I identified with this statement.

I'm so happy for you.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"You've got to be seen to get noticed." -Trip Tucker

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Apparently I'm only ever seen with that lime green t-shirt.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I loose-fitting but not too large shirt that does an above average job of wicking sweat away. It’s also one of my shorts that I can’t get greasy and not care about.

I probably bought it for $35 in a 3 pack.