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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 152 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That car has the worst tint job I've ever seen

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 84 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I gave a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to have it done right.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 88 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 79 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You do anyway without piercings.

The nipple isn't technically one hole, it's kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it's a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.

So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Dad recognise dad.

Or lactation fetishist.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm just a person with leaky tits.

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[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago

It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them

[–] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

Uhhhhhhh... ok?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago
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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 58 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Someone with pierced titties please put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Inb4 ppl with cock piercing slide into your dms

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world's early artwork

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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[–] evlogii@lemm.ee 30 points 4 months ago (4 children)

They don't. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don't taste anything, just as you don't taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I think they might be talking about the taste of blood of a fresh or infected piercing. Blood tastes like keys.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Doesn't matter, sucked titty.

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

And there's no place like home.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you've never sucked pierced titties without telling me you've never sucked pierced titties.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

More like: Tell me you've never tasted house keys without telling me you've never tasted house keys.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys

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[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did Ray Charles put this guys window tint on? Got damn.

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[–] _Sprite@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

only on lemmy do you get a mf ranting about someone's experience sucking pierced titties

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (59 children)

They don't taste any different but I still don't like them.

Same with the septum rings.

No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You… tasted a septum ring?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You may think inside the nose is tasty but it'snot.

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[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago

I mean I don't discriminate a whole lot when I'm having a good time licking things.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

.... And there's no place like home

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Only if they’re kept clean

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this true for other piercings? Asking for a friend

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 39 points 4 months ago

It’s not true for any piercing, so no.

The jewelry should be non-reactive metal, and thus doesn’t have a distinct flavor. Unless you’ve never tasted anything cooked on stainless, in which case you might notice it.

But likely? No.

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