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two chicks at the same time
They're North Korean assassins. But you had a good run.
Eh, worth
"That's it? If you were in charge of Russia, you'd do two chicks at the same time?"
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a dictator I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with countries.
Man
Not all women are interested in power.
I bet at least two of them are!
It's like running away from an octopus. You don't have to be faster than the octopus, you just have to be faster than the guy standing next to you.
For an octopus you would have to be faster than 8 other people near you
I think it says a lot about the people on the interwebs that we started out talking about a ménage à trois and veered into racing against killer octopuses.
And yes, it's octopuses, not 'octopi'
You've just aptly described why this is the best part of the Internet.
I don't think you'd have to worry about running away from an octopus at all...
D'uh. Everyone knows that octopuses are sea creatures and can't run on land.
The octopus has a motorcycle.
Oh god...
Which one?
Ducati
That's a funny name for an octopus.
Oh then we're fine. It will stop to tell us all about bike and we can just be faster than the slowest person again. 👌
No but the kind of chicks who’d double up on a guy like me do.
Finally! Where've you been all day?! I thought that would be instant!
I know! Those 3 line are god damn masterpiece in screenwriting. I guess I just got lucky
The kinda chicks who would double up on a guy like me are