Nasan

Not a bad way to cut down your already short lifespan.

Backwater Birkenau

Also Catcher in the Rye, though maybe that's a better example for reasons Americans shouldn't read books. Probably could've gotten a few more years out of Lennon.

Your run of the mill APT prefers powdered form that they can mix into their beverage of choice.

It's the FBI, they're not that careless. It's Fbi1234!

Asking for a friend, how does one validate the above info is correct?

Ass crack bandit!

Most definitely, political treaties and agreements should be prioritized while direct intervention should be a last resort. Sadly little impotent Donny fails at all of the above (luckily in the case of him carrying out military attacks).

Bonus detail that didn't amount to much: one of the plans to rescue the hostages involved developing a rocket assisted takeoff and landing system for a military cargo plane to get a team on the ground to extract the hostages and exfiltrate via said plane using a soccer stadium as an airstrip.

Edit: jet and rocket could be used interchangeably but rocket is more accurate in this case.

Trump: "we can't let them have a nuclear program" *gives them the green light to continue with no IAEA oversight*

If only someone were capable of getting through to him enough to show him that things like Stuxnet are how the adults operate.

Jesus should return and bitch slap him with the power of Christ.

Discount option 2: option 1 but with tannerite.