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If you're yielding a bat it's helpful to put a sock on the front facing end. This way you'll get another swing when your opponent grabs your bat and all they get a hold of is an empty sock.
This just has to be from personal experience 😅
It's a common self defense tip for women who live alone. A lot have a bat by the door.
A more important one is don't swing it like a bat, there's rarely room to get a good swing, and a burglar would just block it with an arm.
So what they should do is put the small end in their palm and thrust it like a spear, straight to the face putting all their body weight into it. Scream bloody murder the entire time, and don't just do it once and drop the bat.
That's my bat! I don't know you!
Just use a fucking machete. No one is grabbing that.
It was the sock tip specifically that sounded personal. Never heard of the sock move until now.
I’m pretty sure in the movie back to the future where Marty breaks in the house and the dad comes in with a bat it has a sock on the end
Just choke up on it. Spearing someone with a bat isn’t going to do shit. Why wouldn’t someone deflect a spear thrust all the same? Or just a common household item like a hammer.
Pro tip: throw the bat at them as a distraction while you pull the shotgun out of the umbrella stand.
Maybe I'm wrong but "blocking" a full swing from a bat with your arm will probably not go too well, unless you like shattered forearms
Problem is that you probably won't get a full swing in a cramped hallway
I believe it’s from https://theanarchistlibrary.org/
Oh, is this basically an extension of the Anarchists's Cookbook? Man, I used to love printing out pages of text from that back when I found it on a BBS
anarchist library is a big collection of anarchist literature, philosophy, pamphlets, stuff like that
Sounds like if you go that far just put some silicone or oil on it?
The... sexual implications are holding me back. Imagine justifying a lubed up bat at a violent protest in court.
That's for later 😏
The pro tips are always in the comments. Thanks Hank.
I lol'd hard
Does this work for badminton racquets too?