Hank

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hank@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's also the lumberjack song...

[–] Hank@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Its a cliche that they love fat white women.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Hank@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Caribbean men watching white women on the dancefloor.

[–] Hank@kbin.social -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To clog up the intestines to avoid a mess when you... choose an alternative route.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Should have spoiled her extra with fancy food rich in fiber.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This could be a very ironic treatment for alcoholic musicians.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

That's some Reno 911 shit.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

There's no reason for a vampire not to make coffins on their own. They have plenty of time to pick up new skills and it's more feasible to have someone in the community to make it without the involvement of food.
Also it's difficult to build up a loyal customer base for a product that lasts for decades or centuries when you yourself will only be active for a couple decades.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd want a fungi cock if it's long and girthy. It's not like my current cock won't spread diseases so there are no downsides.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

It would be funnier if she was was right tho.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 81 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hank@kbin.social to c/running@lemmy.world
 

To be fair I was well rested and since the heatwave is over I didn't have to fight the environment as much (although it rained and I was properly soaked and heavy).
Also I looked up how to properly move while running yesterday and I realized that I had to include my upper body more into my movements. Using my upper body more is still a thing I have to consciously decide to do but I'm really excited that it'll soon go into my muscle memory and I'll naturally move better.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hank@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

I mean that's a cool feature Reddit didn't have. There are so many tech savvy people here yet I feel the boost button is mostly ignored even though it can be so much more powerful in how it changes the exposure of a link/comment.
If I can't see the actual amount of boosts due to some fuckery with being on kbin instead Lemmy or whatever lmk.

Edit because I immediately got plenty of confused comments. I enter the lemmyverse through kbin and this federation offers to not just upvote but boost a comment as well. For me this means I can give a comment more exposure.
But I'm really not good with computers plz to halp. There's a very good chance that I entirely misunderstood what I'm clicking on all the time.

Edit 2: I just wanted to let everyone know that this post was boosted eight times 48 minutes after posting which is a lot. Kbin represent!

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