Its a cliche that they love fat white women.
Hank
Caribbean men watching white women on the dancefloor.
To clog up the intestines to avoid a mess when you... choose an alternative route.
Should have spoiled her extra with fancy food rich in fiber.
This could be a very ironic treatment for alcoholic musicians.
That's some Reno 911 shit.
There's no reason for a vampire not to make coffins on their own. They have plenty of time to pick up new skills and it's more feasible to have someone in the community to make it without the involvement of food.
Also it's difficult to build up a loyal customer base for a product that lasts for decades or centuries when you yourself will only be active for a couple decades.
I'd want a fungi cock if it's long and girthy. It's not like my current cock won't spread diseases so there are no downsides.
It would be funnier if she was was right tho.
How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?
There's also the lumberjack song...