I saw a tiny bit and they seem legit, they gave content creators early access to the DLC and now there's a lot of gameplay, bosses, and story being spoiled on social media. Be careful out there.

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[–] retrospectology@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

"And thus it was that the Great Finger Lords, thralls to Gordana the Pulchritudinous, cast their withered finger-bodies into the Well of Sanguine Apoploxy, shattering the Piteous Eye, and covering the vale in a shadow of fingers.

Only when the Order of the Beshivered Spindle is restored upon the Great Finger-ruine Mountain will Bodkin the Befingered, with his Great Spear of Unreturning, return to rebuild the Yeoman's Sepulchre and return the Affrighted Digitus, with its many weird, tiny baby-faced fingers, to its finger-realm. Fingers."

[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Lol. This is perfect

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That's not fair. You didn't mention at least 5 different women with bare feet!