this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
472 points (100.0% liked)

196

16511 readers
2070 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 74 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Yup, it checks out.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchiectomy (warning, contains surgical diagrams)

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 41 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Common among trans women so they can stop taking anti-androgen drugs, and also a procedure included with bottom surgery for MTF. They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

[–] trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 105 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

I laughed harder at this then I should have.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yeah my girlfriend is weird so I wanted to let her have mine for wet specimen making, but they had to burn them.

But it depends on the surgeon so you can always ask

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

you can always ask

I can only picture the surgeon heaving a deep sigh, flipping his whiteboard around to reveal "asked" and "didn't ask" columns, and putting yet another checkmark on the only side with any checkmarks.

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

they had to burn them.

They say that, don't they?

Really I think the hassle is just worth less to the surgeon than to the patient so they're incentivized to lie about it.

With how many religions insist adherents keep their parts for later burial (or other reasons) a patient liaison has to have a waiver in a drawer somewhere you can sign (Formalin is toxic) so they can return your bits or they'd have to deal with church funded lawsuits or at minimum bad PR.

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 5 points 8 months ago

Hahahaha thank you for this

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain what happened in 1984?

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago
[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because they do a biopsy on them to check for cancer and then they incinerate them

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 points 8 months ago

If you claim you have a religious for needing them back (reunification being pretty common, as in, you need them so you can be buried with them) then they will run their tests, and give them back to you if they're not a hazard.

My brother used this to keep his gallbladder, and a friend of a friend kept her foot after diabetes took it. Both examples in Tennessee. I don't know if it matters which state you're in, but I'm positive the country would probably make a difference.

Plus, I think it's funny the idea of some medical person somewhere trying to square their incredibly narrow view of religion with a trans woman being so devout in their own faith as to be concerned about burial practices potentially decades in the future, given the stereotype that everyone LGBTQ+ is an evil atheist.

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

That isn't true.
I won't be delving into the source of my confidence.

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 1 points 8 months ago

Leave this comment, explain nothing, leave. The power is off the charts

[–] randoot@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 41 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it's the best deez nuts joke possible.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

It's the best opportunity for a deez nuts joke. The set up, delivery and punchline of the joke were botched hard.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I like the candies one better

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Candies nuts fit in your mouth

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Let's find out sweety.

Crunches on I've cubes

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] androogee@midwest.social 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Opinions are like assholes: I had mine surgically removed.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

I breathed out of my nose a little harder.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Bofa" sounds like "both of", being a setup to "bofa deez nutz"

[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

contains surgical diagrams

Really? That's nuts.