AlligatorBlizzard

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Because it's a gross Blizzard, they stuck a hot dog in it and it's gross.

Because Lemmy doesn't understand sarcasm

A glizzy is a regional term for a hot dog

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Try KDE Connect if you've got an android phone, it's pretty cool. I had to tweak the notification settings on my phone to get it to work the way I wanted, but ymmv, I'm just saying this because I'm usually happy with the KDE default settings (at least the Bazzite KDE default, I'm not sure how much the Bazzite team has changed their DEs).

One of the things I've realized over the past couple of days is that when people talk about the economy, they're not always talking about the same thing. When a normal person talks about it, it's things like the cost of goods and housing, when the media and politicians and ultra-wealthy talk about it, they mean rich people's yacht money - and one of the the problems is many people don't realize those aren't the same thing and at this point of our late stage capitalist hellscape both meanings are opposed to each other. Rich people's yacht money is now coming from increasing the cost of things we need to survive.

If Trump dies between now and being sworn in, I might start believing in all of this Jesus and antichrist stuff.

 

Oh, hey, it's Abprallen. I own the Satan Respects Pronouns tee that was the excuse the shitheads used for the Target bullshit.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Estrogen is kinda fine, testosterone being a controlled substance makes DIY much more illegal for me.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What direct action will get me the testosterone I need to not kill myself in the event Trump bans all gender affirming care?

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Fox just called PA for Trump.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Michigan, and that's where Jordan's werewolf came from too. They're all pretty fantastic. Someone in another thread paired their cat sticker with a Harris Walz cat hat.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (11 children)

PTB is a community term, they've got initialisms similar to Am I the Asshole on Reddit (and I'm the asshole for referencing that awful place), it means Power Tripping Bastard.

I'm extremely tempted to go to the Agora and propose de-anonymising the moderators names in the mod log but I really don't have time in the next few days to deal with the possible drama of that, lol.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 52 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I once knew a woman who kept a lock picking set in her purse. She used it a few times when we were at the beach after sundown and the bathrooms were locked before we got there. She was the real transgender bathroom menace.

 
 

Bauhaus Brew Labs has a NA Helles called Nah that I really like, but the only place I've found it is Whole Foods, which I'd rather not shop at. I'm guessing the brewery sells it, but they're not super conveniently located - anyone know of anywhere else in the Twin Cities that sells it? Bonus points for being near the Green Line, or possibly by Free Geek because it's always nice to have an excuse to stop in there.

Also got any recommendations for other tasty local NA beers? I'm not really a fan of IPAs, but maybe someone else will be interested if you've got suggestions?

 
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Professor Oak Rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Image description: four panel comic First panel shows hands holding a game boy with Pokemon Professor Oak saying "now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?" Second panel shows a masculine presenting individual holding the game boy saying "Haha!, but of course I'm a ..." Third panel has the same person with a shocked expression. Fourth panel has the same person now presenting stereotypically fem in a pink top and a skirt, staring in the mirror with a tear of joy on her face.

 

Everyone has probably already seen this, it's worth posting anyway.

 
 
 

A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

 

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