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[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That said, he's probably still richer than everyone else here.

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"probably", you mean definitely.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean most likely, but I haven't checked my bank balance in a while so can't be 100% certain

Schrodinger's bank account?

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can check it for you, is your pin still 1234?

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly I'm a garbage programmer who is 1 indexed. I feel ashamed

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It's ok, someone's gotta take the bullet called Matlab

[–] IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does that matter at all? If anything it shows that wealth has nothing to do with competence

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

True, but it can buy a lot of people to tell you how smart and wonderful and handsome you are so you can pretend all that bad stuff never happened.

[–] eskimofry@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But deep down the truth still knocks

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

He already has his mom for that so he’s wasting his money

[–] the_q@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

He's still a piece of garbage regardless of his ill-gotten gains.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

A lot of people could get rich if they lost their morals.

Good thing they don't though, or the world would be even more shitty.

[–] Monkeyhog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AnxiousOtter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on the metrics you're using.

[–] root_beer@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Lotta people abiding real close by Worthington’s law

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

still one of the richest people in the world I think

[–] LavaPlanet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

$50 bucks says, he still never feels like it's enough.