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How it started vs. How it's going (lemmings.world)
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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 151 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 105 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] VerPoilu@sopuli.xyz 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On the frontend.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I actually build a full copy of the DB on the client machine. That way I can't lose the data, it's all right there and so fast.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

My db runs on the user's browser via WASM.

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

Obviously hand coded. After all, he just discovered that there are people, or more probably bots, who will use open resources for their own uses.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Classic vibe coder things.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've heard that phrase a handful of times now and it's already making my eye twitch. Though I don't think it's meant to be complimentary.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 2 points 15 hours ago

Bow before the machine spirit! Taste the fruit of its wisdom!

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonder if ChatGPT just scraped an example token from somewhere and is using that.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

PLACEHOLDER_TOKEN

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Not exactly related, but I run an unraid game server for friends and use a lot of the preconstructed docker apps for games.

Most of them come with the server name preset and the server password preset.

I've jumped into many a "private" server called Docker-GAMENAME with the password still set to "Docker"

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I think it was some XMPP related server I ran quite a few years ago which had 'i_have_read_the_manual = 0' or something similar buried into default configuration file. And it would just silently exit if that variable was not set properly.

Maybe we need more things like that.

[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 1 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

And it would just silently exit if that variable was not set properly.

Would’ve used that debug log to scold the end-user. “If you’ve actually read the first 3 lines of the documentation you wouldn’t be seeing this.”

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 19 hours ago

It's in a textbook, and that's a trusted source!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago

What are they, Sony?

[–] yes_this_time@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never seen an LLM response be cavalier with credentials.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I've never seen the Holocaust happen with my own eyes either. Must not have happened.