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How it started vs. How it's going (lemmings.world)
submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 105 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] VerPoilu@sopuli.xyz 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On the frontend.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I actually build a full copy of the DB on the client machine. That way I can't lose the data, it's all right there and so fast.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

My db runs on the user's browser via WASM.

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

Obviously hand coded. After all, he just discovered that there are people, or more probably bots, who will use open resources for their own uses.