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[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Show this soydev his place

[–] projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

What cracks me up is that he is not technical so it takes him longer than usual to figure it out :D :D :D :D

He usually figures these things out much quicker but this time he is struck by some "not being technical" illness. As soon as it passes, he will figure it out as usual.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago

AI will not replace software engineers, exhibit fuck knows how many.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 42 points 16 hours ago

His first mistake is to call it AI.

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 49 points 20 hours ago

This is what FAFO in public looks like. Gold!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 210 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always appreciated the feature of AI coding tools, where they confidently tell you they've done something completely wrong. Then if you call them on it, they super-confidently say: "Of course, here's what needs to be done..."

Then proceed to do something even worse.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or when you say there's something wrong and the new version is just the same with comments

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yes. I love the confidently incorrect additional comments explaining in detail how the incorrect code works.

Though I'm usually pretty angry at that point, it is also pretty funny.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

ChatGPT would not let me call it "you doofus" when I point outed it had done that repeatedly. For "policy violations".

[–] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Because if I choose squirrel everytime I'll never get anything done.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah but you would have a lot of nuts!

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 199 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This cannot NOT be satire, come on. It's too fucking funny

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 163 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I don't think it's satire. Miami has become a mecca for crypto bros and "tech" fraudsters.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 1 hour ago

Lol. When I retire, I'm going to change all my job titles on social media to "entrepreneur" just to fuck with my friends.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 150 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why do those fish always pose with some dude holding them?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ever watched a fish stand up?

They need to be held.

[–] msage@programming.dev 25 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

There's like 2 people who will get the reference, but fuck it, here it comes.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't get it.

Some blobfish meme short thing?

[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] reinei@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It does not have nerves, yet it feels pain. It does not have a mouth, yet it must scream. And until recently: death only made it so so much stronger!

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Don't we all really?

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 145 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] VerPoilu@sopuli.xyz 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 30 points 21 hours ago

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

Obviously hand coded. After all, he just discovered that there are people, or more probably bots, who will use open resources for their own uses.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Classic vibe coder things.

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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonder if ChatGPT just scraped an example token from somewhere and is using that.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Not exactly related, but I run an unraid game server for friends and use a lot of the preconstructed docker apps for games.

Most of them come with the server name preset and the server password preset.

I've jumped into many a "private" server called Docker-GAMENAME with the password still set to "Docker"

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 1 points 24 minutes ago

I think it was some XMPP related server I ran quite a few years ago which had 'i_have_read_the_manual = 0' or something similar buried into default configuration file. And it would just silently exit if that variable was not set properly.

Maybe we need more things like that.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 14 hours ago

It's in a textbook, and that's a trusted source!

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine needing to understand a thing to build something. /s

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago

Just speak the incantation of motive energy and light the incense to soothe the machine spirit.

[–] PapaSkwat@lemy.lol 107 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can I get this emotion bottled? I want to experience it at full strength later

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[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I wanted to edit my Ghostty themes but found out a lot of the colors are in #hexadecimal notation. I like #rrggbb percentage style colors (b/c they are easy to tweak by hand) and I couldn't find an online color picker that would output that format, so I used deepseek (free) & now have a scrappy ass one w Python & Tkinter completely via "vibe" coding (I call it Clyde Color Picker. It's adorable).

Pretty awesome when you're just some dumbass who needs a very specific tool and not trying to fleece people.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I use AI toolings to generate snippets of bash scripts because I can't be fucked to remember that syntax. Obviously not for anything with high risks or that I can't easily verify. But things like parsing through mass amounts of files

[–] blackbirdbiryani@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But... bash snippet extensions already exist. The only difference is maybe it doesn't auto name your variables for you. I'd take that over non-deterministic LLM outputs.

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I have no idea what the hell a bash snippet extension is, but I do know what a local llama.cpp instance running a small model to tell me bash commands on the fly is.

I use it to make .desktop files, too. Isn't that so lazy?

[–] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

They seem to be genuinely trying to provide information about a tool that they find preferable to your solution. And you're not even the OP they were responding to. Nobody in this thread has called you or your solution lazy.

A bash snippet extension is "an extension [for a code editor] that provides a collection of snippets for bash scripting." It's a tool that is purpose-built to tell you bash commands on the fly, but smaller, more efficient, and easier to install than a local LLM.

The user you are replying to appears to prefer this because it will also tell you the same bash command every time you ask (non-deterministic outputs can be different for identical requests)

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I wonder if the website did the thing where it lists their big customers like a trophy cabinet on the main landing page.

It would probably make a good list of places to sell snake oil

Also love that this is all evidence to back up the premise that building the happy path of an application is generally easy, one of the main skills in software engineering is ensuring the unhappy paths are covered sufficiently. I can say I've started a bank and keep people's money in my wardrobe, I'll be providing the service of holding their money—I'll also probably get robbed sharpish because I'm not skilled in the kind of security needed to avoid that.

[–] gadfly1999@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Any “customers” landed are going to be friends and family, if not just outright fakes invented by leo.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Hey, gimp is a nice open source image editor, don't insult it by comparing it to this guy

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lol, I'm surprised it only took two days.

2 days for him to realize something wrong

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