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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He's welcome to try to get the $200 or so that's in my bank account if he really wants it.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Nice humble bragging, "Oh look at me, my bank account is in the positive."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Would it help if I said it's only because my wife gives me money since I don't have a job?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"oh no, I am a kept man, woe is me!".
The next thing you will tell us is how difficult it is to have such a hot and horny wife who insists that you have frequent and amazing sex with her.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 12 hours ago

Well, my bank account is in the positive too.

My shoes are worn down and rain is an actual health hazard now because I've nearly slipped half a dozen times in the last week alone and impaired balance makes that a stochastic time bomb, but at least I can still pay the incoming medical bills. Hopefully. Or at least the first installment.

But hey, positive balance! I'm sure that won't trick my impulse buying problem into telling itself I can afford- ooh look, there's a shiny new game!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope you get back on your feet soon bro ❤️💰

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

That's as on your feet as it gets for a lot of Americans. But I hope so too, thanks.