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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 151 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I feel like as.a.woman I.have to.point out that, many times, a woman orgasming or not is not.your fuck's fault.

I would also.like to point out that it is harder to orgasm in "normal" sex than is it with oral, so.if your girl didn't orgasm don't take it personally, pull your pants up and go down on her

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I understand you are a woman but you really need to get control of your periods here.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 233 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I believe your comment is suffering from irregular periods.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It might be low on iron, or overtraining

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or they have the same issue as me, their phone keyboard randomly inserting periods all the time. I manually remove them most of the time, but when I'm agitated, I sometimes can't be bothered.

This happens with several apps, e. g. https://www.reddit.com/r/Swiftkey/comments/wylng4/random_periods/

I didn't particularly want to link to reddit, but I wasn't able to quickly find e. g. an issue tracker.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I use and recommend HeliBoard. It's foss, it's customizable, it's privacy conscious and, other than weird ideas about capitalization sometimes, it's working flawlessly in two languages simultaneously for me ❤️

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bilingual HeliBoard users rise up!

[–] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does it do swipe and how well? Github says a blob library is needed for that. Can't be bothered with typing individual letters anymore on mobile

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Glide typing (only with closed source library ☹️)

  • library not included in the app, as there is no compatible open source library available
  • can be extracted from GApps packages ("swypelibs"), or downloaded here (click on the file and then "raw" or the tiny download button)

Haven't tried it yet. GitHub does say it is possible by downloading the library.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It would also help if these dumb fucking developers wouldn’t put the period right next to the god damn space bar. That might solve a problem or two but noooooooooope it’s gotta be right next to the space bar.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The phone adds it auto and I never had the patience to go change it lol. My family is also very annoyed by it

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Please think of your family haha: https://www.wikihow.com/Enable-the-Double-Tap-Period-Shortcut-on-an-iPhone Or https://www.techbone.net/android/user-manual/double-space-full-stop

If you use a different keyboard, then you're on your own.

Or just don't double tap space!

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There’s also women who can not orgasm by in-and-out movements (like: the act of fucking) and it just hurts them after a while. Had to find that out the hard way.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

I think people would be really surprised at the wide variety of shapes for women insides. Some shapes just don't get rubbed the same way.

Positions and angles of attack can matter. Something that feels good for one girl does nothing for or hurts another. And it's not necessarily a matter of "I like this position" because it's about how your two bodies interact. It's very possible you both like different things. I had a girlfriend fairly early on where we pretty quickly realized I liked this and she liked that, and we'd take turns doing the other's favorite. Dynamics of sexual relationships became a lot less adult after high school.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm surprised this is news to people but I guess sex education varies between countries maybe.

Sex ed is often about how babby formed and less about erotic technique.

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No sex education in Pakistan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is the way. First, second, third base and home.

Although doesn't have to be every time. Can skip bases, go backwards, etc.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Agree. Let me add that some women don't orgasm at all or do orgasm and don't like it - yes, the world is a diverse place.

Communication is key in any relationship.