Fake and gay you say?
SeekPie
Anyways...
Engwe has been around for some time, have one of their bikes (M20). If a part fails, you just need to send them an email, and they'll give you a price and picture of the part and they'll send it out to you. I have had to replace my rear fender and the front light once and they've arrived quite fast (to Europe). Although they aren't high quality bikes, they're priced accordingly.
neofetch maybe?
It’s available now through Schwinn’s website for $599.99.
250-watt hub motor and a 36V 7.8Ah lithium-ion battery.
Kind of an awesome price, though you probably won't go too far on this because of the small battery.
Is he trying to look like the letter "X"?
No, it'll be paired to specifically to your computer and doesn't work on anyone else's computer.
Mine was 300€ used, definitely worth the money.
I have the Fairphone 5, it has everything mentioned and 5G but no 3.5mm jack.
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