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I think we know what trump is hiding (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/uspolitics@lemmy.world

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Porcelain throne. I don't think the toilet at the white house or hospital you get your chemo at has a gold toilet. And if it does, I really want to shit in it to say I did

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Trump famously has a golden toilet

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Normally I would say his shit stinks just like everyone else's, but I'm willing to bet it literally smells worse than most people's .

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't want to shit in that toilet

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do but in the tank instead of the bowl.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

The Upper Decker. Classic.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wasn't funny 8 years ago, and still isn't.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 1 day ago

Drag thinks it's funny because they're both moldy fascists.