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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wasn't funny 8 years ago, and still isn't.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 1 day ago

Drag thinks it's funny because they're both moldy fascists.